Monitoring that cares

talk for #monitorama 2017

Transcript

1. MONITORING THAT CARES The End of User-based Monitoring
2. OPS CAT TAKES ON-CALL SERIOUSLY
6. “ “There’s three types of lies: Lies, damned lies, and service status pages.”
11. I NEED THESE REPORTS RIGHT MEOW
12. 0 2ms 4ms 6ms 8ms PERFORMANCE: MEASURED VS EXPECTED
13. WHAT HAPPENS IF I PRESS ALL THE KEYS AT ONCE?
15. OPS CAT AND DEV CAT LIKE TO TALK MONITORING EARLY IN THE DEV CYCLE
16. “ Don’t go to that boring, dusty computer without something in mind. -Chuck Palahniuk
18. “ The key to not being woken up by monitoring alerts is to fix the cause for alerts. -Someone on the internet, probably.
19. CREDITS ➤ Rube-Goldberg machine https://www.flickr.com/photos/ freshwater2006/693945631/ ➤ All the Things by Allie Brosh: http:// hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/ ➤ 800 billions messages: http://www.anandtech.com/show/ 7056/wwdc-2013-keynote-live-blog ➤ Chat "regardant" à travers une longue-vue et autre chat perché dessus, French National Library: http://gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/ 12148/btv1b69162903 ➤ Ops Cat, Business Report Cat, QA Cat: Mogwai Fluffypantaloons, Dev Cat: The Earl of Floofington.