IT Holy Wars

Funny keynote given at Voxxed Days Singapore 2017, on common fun themes, battles, and such we have in our tech and IT field.

Transcript

1. IT Holy Wars!
2. DISCLAIMER
3. Of circles…
4. More of spirals…
5. Polarized developers
6. Black & white
7. 50 shades of #AAAAA Fifty shades of #AAAAAA
8. A question of… Vocabulary? Language? Tools? Platforms? Style?
9. A question of vocabulary?
10. Horrible hack vs Temporary workaround
11. “It’s broken” vs “It has a few issues”
12. Bug vs Out of scope
13. Clean solution vs We must rewrite it
14. Bad structure vs Complex structure
15. Obscure vs Self-documenting
16. www.smart-jokes.org/programmers- say-vs-what-they-mean.html
17. A question of… Vocabulary? Language? Tools? Platforms? Style?
18. A question of language?
19. Little Indian vs Big Indian
20. Little Indian vs Big Indian E E
21. “Oxford comma, and period. ”
22. Curly braces
23. Indent- ation!
24. The problem of indentation and whitespace…
25. Tabs vs Spaces!
26. A question of… Vocabulary? Language? Tools? Platforms? Style?
27. A question of tools?
28. Maven vs Gradle
29. Eclipse vs IntelliJ IDEA
30. Dark or light background?
31. Vi vs Emacs
34. A question of… Vocabulary? Language? Tools? Platforms? Style?
35. A question of platform?
36. Dependency Injection vs Impedance Dejection
37. Mobile
38. Speaking of the Web…
39. A question of… Vocabulary? Language? Tools? Platforms? Style?
40. 80 or 120 columns?
41. camelCase vs snake_case
42. ASCII vs Unicode
43. 5/ 4
44. Tea or Coffee
45. Standing desk or sitting ?
46. Touchpad or mouse ?
47. A question of…
50. Get the job done! Use the right tool. Agree to disagree. Keep learning. Have fun!
51. Enjoy the show!