OMG Spreadsheets

This is a 10 minute talk I did at BrooklynJS in July 2017. It's a 'hey, spreadsheets rule and here are some ideas!' talk.

The bottom portion of slides at BrooklynJS aren't visible from the back of the room so that's why all the content is in the top 2/3 and the bottom is Dolly Parton quotes :)

Transcript

2. HELLO FRONT ROW
3. IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP. DOLLY PARTON
4. STORMS MAKE TREES TAKE DEEPER ROOTS. DOLLY PARTON
5. FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE AND DO IT ON PURPOSE. DOLLY PARTON
6. WE CANNOT DIRECT THE WIND, BUT WE CAN ADJUST THE SAILS DOLLY PARTON
7. IF YOU WANT THE RAINBOW, YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH THE RAIN. DOLLY PARTON
8. IT COSTS A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP. DOLLY PARTON
9. IF I SEE SOMETHING SAGGING, BAGGING, OR DRAGGING I’LL GET IT NIPPED, TUCKED OR SUCKED. DOLLY PARTON
10. I HAVE A STRICT POLICY THAT NOBODY CRIES ALONE IN MY PRESENCE. DOLLY PARTON
11. tweet from Jan I’M A SHOWGIRL, AS YOU CAN TELL, I’M EVER READY. DOLLY PARTON
12. THANKS TO BOTOX AND FILLERS AND THE WORK I’VE ALREADY HAD, MY FACE PRETTY MUCH MAINTAINS ITSELF. DOLLY PARTON
13. SEE SHEETS YOU’LL NEVER DO A WHOLE LOT UNLESS YOU’RE BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY. DOLLY PARTON
14. I’M JUST A SIMPLE COUNTRY GIRL. DOLLY PARTON
15. [{“Fruit”: “Apple”, “Color”: “Red”}] OH, I CAN SPOT A PHONY A MILE AWAY. DOLLY PARTON
16. I JUST DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET OLD. DOLLY PARTON
17. EVERY 7 YEARS, I SIT DOWN AND MAKE A WHOLE NEW PLAN. DOLLY PARTON
18. MY SONGS ARE LIKE MY CHILDREN, I EXPECT THEM TO SUPPORT ME WHEN I’M OLD. DOLLY PARTON
19. IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP. DOLLY PARTON
20. I’LL NEVER GRADUATE FROM COLLAGEN. DOLLY PARTON
21. https://maps.google.com/maps ?q={{address}},{{city}},{{state}} ENERGY BEGETS ENERGY. DOLLY PARTON
22. [{“name”: “jlord”, “background”: “#fff”}] I WALK TALL; I GOT TALL ATTITUDE. DOLLY PARTON
23. I CAN’T DO NOTHING JUST A LITTLE. DOLLY PARTON
24. I LOVE VELVETA CHEESE. DOLLY PARTON
25. STORMS MAKE TREES TAKE DEEPER ROOTS. DOLLY PARTON
26. FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE AND DO IT ON PURPOSE. DOLLY PARTON
27. WE CANNOT DIRECT THE WIND, BUT WE CAN ADJUST THE SAILS DOLLY PARTON
28. I HAVE A STRICT POLICY THAT NOBODY CRIES ALONE IN MY PRESENCE. DOLLY PARTON
29. sheetsee.glitch.me IT COSTS A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP. DOLLY PARTON
30. spreadsheet.glitch.me STORMS MAKE TREES TAKE DEEPER ROOTS. DOLLY PARTON
31. DON’T GET SO BUSY MAKING A LIVING THAT YOU FORGET TO MAKE A LIFE. DOLLY PARTON
32. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WITHOUT A SMILE, GIVE THEM YOURS. DOLLY PARTON
33. ALMOST DONE NOW
34. SEE YA!