OMG Spreadsheets

OMG Spreadsheets

This is a 10 minute talk I did at BrooklynJS in July 2017. It's a 'hey, spreadsheets rule and here are some ideas!' talk.

The bottom portion of slides at BrooklynJS aren't visible from the back of the room so that's why all the content is in the top 2/3 and the bottom is Dolly Parton quotes :)

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Jessica

July 21, 2017
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  1. None
  2. HELLO FRONT ROW

  3. IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP.

    DOLLY PARTON
  4. STORMS MAKE TREES TAKE DEEPER ROOTS. DOLLY PARTON

  5. FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE AND DO IT ON PURPOSE.

    DOLLY PARTON
  6. WE CANNOT DIRECT THE WIND, BUT WE CAN ADJUST THE

    SAILS DOLLY PARTON
  7. IF YOU WANT THE RAINBOW, YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH

    THE RAIN. DOLLY PARTON
  8. IT COSTS A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP.

    DOLLY PARTON
  9. IF I SEE SOMETHING SAGGING, BAGGING, OR DRAGGING I’LL GET

    IT NIPPED, TUCKED OR SUCKED. DOLLY PARTON
  10. I HAVE A STRICT POLICY THAT NOBODY CRIES ALONE IN

    MY PRESENCE. DOLLY PARTON
  11. tweet from Jan I’M A SHOWGIRL, AS YOU CAN TELL,

    I’M EVER READY. DOLLY PARTON
  12. THANKS TO BOTOX AND FILLERS AND THE WORK I’VE ALREADY

    HAD, MY FACE PRETTY MUCH MAINTAINS ITSELF. DOLLY PARTON
  13. SEE SHEETS YOU’LL NEVER DO A WHOLE LOT UNLESS YOU’RE

    BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY. DOLLY PARTON
  14. I’M JUST A SIMPLE COUNTRY GIRL. DOLLY PARTON

  15. [{“Fruit”: “Apple”, “Color”: “Red”}] OH, I CAN SPOT A PHONY

    A MILE AWAY. DOLLY PARTON
  16. I JUST DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET OLD. DOLLY PARTON

  17. EVERY 7 YEARS, I SIT DOWN AND MAKE A WHOLE

    NEW PLAN. DOLLY PARTON
  18. MY SONGS ARE LIKE MY CHILDREN, I EXPECT THEM TO

    SUPPORT ME WHEN I’M OLD. DOLLY PARTON
  19. IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS CHEAP.

    DOLLY PARTON
  20. I’LL NEVER GRADUATE FROM COLLAGEN. DOLLY PARTON

  21. https://maps.google.com/maps ?q={{address}},{{city}},{{state}} ENERGY BEGETS ENERGY. DOLLY PARTON

  22. [{“name”: “jlord”, “background”: “#fff”}] I WALK TALL; I GOT TALL

    ATTITUDE. DOLLY PARTON
  23. I CAN’T DO NOTHING JUST A LITTLE. DOLLY PARTON

  24. I LOVE VELVETA CHEESE. DOLLY PARTON

  25. STORMS MAKE TREES TAKE DEEPER ROOTS. DOLLY PARTON

  26. FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE AND DO IT ON PURPOSE.

    DOLLY PARTON
  27. WE CANNOT DIRECT THE WIND, BUT WE CAN ADJUST THE

    SAILS DOLLY PARTON
  28. I HAVE A STRICT POLICY THAT NOBODY CRIES ALONE IN

    MY PRESENCE. DOLLY PARTON
  29. sheetsee.glitch.me IT COSTS A LOT OF MONEY TO LOOK THIS

    CHEAP. DOLLY PARTON
  30. spreadsheet.glitch.me STORMS MAKE TREES TAKE DEEPER ROOTS. DOLLY PARTON

  31. DON’T GET SO BUSY MAKING A LIVING THAT YOU FORGET

    TO MAKE A LIFE. DOLLY PARTON
  32. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WITHOUT A SMILE, GIVE THEM YOURS.

    DOLLY PARTON
  33. ALMOST DONE NOW

  34. SEE YA!