Dirty Money (2022)

"A tactless remark results in an unfortunate deal with the devil."

Transcript

4. Receptionist: Next!
5. Receptionist: Next!
13. [Muffled Arguing]
14. [Muffled Arguing]
15. Reaper: —AAAAAAHH!
16. [Crash!]
17. [Crash!]
21. Receptionist: He’s ready to see you now.
22. Receptionist: He’s ready to see you now.
26. - Your six o’clock is here, sir.
27. - Your six o’clock is here, sir.
28. - Your six o’clock is here, sir.
29. - Your six o’clock is here, sir.
31. [Slam!]
32. Cindy: Um - hello, sir?
33. Cindy: Um - hello, sir?
34. Lucy: Ah, the new ghoul.
35. Lucy: Ah, the new ghoul.
36. - What do you want?
37. Cindy: I’m here to talk to you about the budget reports for the season.
38. Cindy: I’m here to talk to you about the budget reports for the season.
39. Cindy: I’m here to talk to you about the budget reports for the season.
40. - …
41. - …
42. - Um…
43. - I was going over the costs and returns over the last few years…
44. - I was going over the costs and returns over the last few years…
45. - And I realised that were going into a bit of a downward -
46. - And I realised that were going into a bit of a downward -
47. Lucy: Get to the point.
48. Lucy: Get to the point.
49. Lucy: Get to the point.
52. Cindy: You’re broke.
53. Lucy: WHAT?!
54. Lucy: WHAT?!
55. Lucy: WHAT?!
56. Cindy: You have no funds left.
57. Lucy: HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!
58. Lucy: HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!
59. Lucy: HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!
60. Lucy: HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!
61. Cindy: Well, for starters…
62. Cindy: Well, for starters…
63. - That giant gold statue of yourself you had made last quarter.
64. - That giant gold statue of yourself you had made last quarter.
65. - That giant gold statue of yourself you had made last quarter.
66. - That giant gold statue of yourself you had made last quarter.
67. - That giant gold statue of yourself you had made last quarter.
68. Lucy: How DARE you.
69. Lucy: How DARE you.
70. - How dare you come into my office, and INSINUATE that my statue -
71. - How dare you come into my office, and INSINUATE that my statue -
72. - MY STATUE - is out of budget!
73. - MY STATUE - is out of budget!
74. Cindy: Well,
75. - Among other things.
76. Lucy: YOU! A MERE SPIRIT!
77. Lucy: YOU! A MERE SPIRIT!
78. - A GHOUL!
79. - A GHOUL!
80. - AN INTERN!
81. - AN INTERN!
83. Cindy: [Laughs]
84. - Excuse me?
85. Lucy: You’re excused.
86. Cindy: An intern?
87. Cindy: An intern?
88. - Are you serious?
89. - AN INTERN?
90. - AN INTERN?
91. - A FREAKING INTERN?
92. - A FREAKING INTERN?
93. - A FREAKING INTERN?
94. - I’ve been working here for at least three hundred years,
95. - I’ve been working here for at least three hundred years,
96. - I’ve been working here for at least three hundred years,
97. - I’ve been working here for at least three hundred years,
98. - I’ve been working here for at least three hundred years,
99. - I’ve been working here for at least three hundred years,
100. - I’ve been working here for at least three hundred years,
101. - I’ve been working here for at least three hundred years,
102. - and you call me -
103. - and you call me -
104. - AN INTERN?!
105. - How many Christmas parties have I attended?
106. - How many Christmas parties have I attended?
107. - How many Christmas parties have I attended?
108. - How many Thanksgiving soirees?
109. - How many Thanksgiving soirees?
110. - How many HR regulated events have I attended -
111. - How many HR regulated events have I attended -
112. - How many HR regulated events have I attended -
113. Lucy: F- Free events! With free food! On my dime!
114. Lucy: F- Free events! With free food! On my dime!
116. Cindy: ...Oh!
117. Cindy: ...Oh!
119. - OH!!!
120. - WOW!
121. - THANKS!
122. - THANKS!
123. - That makes it ALL BETTER!
124. - That makes it ALL BETTER!
125. - That makes it ALL BETTER!
126. - No.
127. - I am your -
128. - I am your -
129. - I am your -
130. - God -
131. - Damned -
132. - Accountant.
133. - I am the single most important person you will deal with in your entire miserable existence -
134. - I am the single most important person you will deal with in your entire miserable existence -
135. - OBVIOUSLY, considering how BROKE you are.
136. - OBVIOUSLY, considering how BROKE you are.
137. - We had to shut off the fire pits because of how low on funds we are!
138. - We had to shut off the fire pits because of how low on funds we are!
139. Lucy: You shut off the fire pits?!
140. Cindy: WE SHUT OFF THE FIRE PITS.
141. Cindy: WE SHUT OFF THE FIRE PITS.
142. Cindy: WE SHUT OFF THE FIRE PITS.
143. Cindy: WE SHUT OFF THE FIRE PITS.
144. - And now,
145. - I’m getting complaints from HR about how -
146. - I’m getting complaints from HR about how -
147. - “Ooooh, the damned souls are feeling cramped,”
148. - “Ooooh, the damned souls are feeling cramped,”
149. - “Ooooh, the damned souls are feeling cramped,”
150. - “Ooooh, the damned souls are feeling cramped,”
151. - “Because now it’s ‘just a pit!’”
152. - “Because now it’s ‘just a pit!’”
153. - “And nobody’s getting burned!”
154. - “And nobody’s getting burned!”
155. - “The hellhounds are starving!”
156. - “The hellhounds are starving!”
157. - “The reapers need new scythes!”
158. - “The reapers need new scythes!”
159. - “Oh, Cindy, Cindy, what do we do?!”
160. - “Oh, Cindy, Cindy, what do we do?!”
161. - Who do you think has to deal with all of your messes?
162. - Who do you think has to deal with all of your messes?
163. - Who do you think has to deal with all of your messes?
164. - Not the interns.
165. - Not the interns.
166. - Not the interns.
167. - Not the assistants.
168. - Not the assistants.
169. - ME.
170. - ME.
171. - ME.
172. - CINDY.
173. - CINDY.
175. Lucy: …What do you want?
176. Cindy: Some recognition.
177. - And a raise.
178. - I’m not just your accountant anymore.
179. - I am your full-on financial manager.
180. - I am your full-on financial manager.
181. - I am your full-on financial manager.
182. Lucy: Fine! Fine. Just fix this!
183. Lucy: Fine! Fine. Just fix this!
184. Cindy: Do we have a deal?
185. Lucy: Deal.
186. Lucy: Deal.
189. Cindy: Good.
190. - [giggles]
191. - [giggles]
192. - Now…
193. - Now…
194. - It’s time for us to make a few changes around here.
195. - You with me?