Teaching good developers to be bad people

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1. ARC111
2. Disclaimer: do not do actual crime do not encourage others to do actual crime
4. good
5. bad
6. separating actions from intentions you can avoid common pitfalls bring bad behaviour to any organization
8. good bad
9. Badly behaved disobedient bad misbehaved misbehaving wayward defiant unruly insubordinate wilful delinquent undisciplined unmanageable uncontrollable ungovernable unbiddable disorderly disruptive mutinous fractious refractory recalcitrant errant wild wicked obstreperous difficult troublesome awkward contrary perverse attention-seeking exasperating incorrigible bad-mannered rude impolite mischievous playful impish roguish puckish rascally prankish tricksy brattish scampish
10. pain is bad pleasure is good
11. to
12. The Golden Rule
13. self portrait
14. nobody gets hurt
15. Experiment …let’s play a little game
16. !=
17. vs.
18. breaking things
19. I mean it. don’t make me count to three You’ll break it and then Daddy will be cross
20. that’s totally different though right?
22. Not
23. sophisticated elegant
24. romantics
25. engineers puzzles
26. blamed
27. spoiler: nothing in this talk or any talk/book/movie will ‘turn you into a psychopath’
29. 1. Be objective …keep your eyes on the prize
30. rarely
31. invisible
32. steal to enrich their lives steal to define their lives
33. 2. Think like a villain …and make defence personal
34. they really are out to get you
35. personal
36. bad
37. 3. Create a safe place …to create a little chaos in
38. space
39. you’ll be surprised what you learn
40. But reward the fixers a little bit more
41. 4. Play …like you never read the rulebook
42. time
43. Prepare yourself for play
44. wrong
45. 5. Break bad for life …not just for TechEd
46. fails
47. noise
48. all
49. A challenge …a little inspiration to change
50. separating actions from intentions you can avoid common pitfalls bring bad behaviour to any organization