Telenovelas, Spanish soap operas, are beloved for their over the top drama (el drama es real) and complicated twists and turns. In this talk, we'll look at some of the most popular telenovelas in recent years to devise a common arch for a telenovela. Using this formula, we'll determine if a recurring neural network is able to successfully produce a telenovela script. If so, what would a telenovela script look like as imagined by a neural network? Hold on tight, as this is bound to be a bumpy ride full of amor, pasiòn, and teenage angst.