The mobile web is too hard. Its chaos sends us scattering about, chasing down obscure browser bugs, making daily pilgrimages to the CSS Flexbox spec, checking in on the four JavaScript frameworks that have been released since we went on our coffee break (and wondering how everything could possibly fit together). Often in desperation we end up seeking the lowest common denominator, sacrificing the creativity in our projects in favor of the safely dull. What if, instead, we could find the most common denominator: straightforward, big-bang-for-buck patterns that treat our long tail with respect without banishing snazzier clients and devices to the Great Sea of Lame? Let's curate the vast sea of options and examine some winners that get us further, faster, with less mind-numbing testing and brokenness.