Yes, really.

As crazy as that may sound, we have spent the last three years building a new, state-of-the-art, PDF-based magazine app platform. This is me making our case. See www.richie.fi for more info.

Transcript

1. Ye, ral. W AE, IDE, TYN O EL YU A PF-BSD MGZN AP. m
2. I’l epan. m
3. W tik mgzns ae get. W ral, ral d. Bt we i cms t d nn wa a mgzn i, w gt a bt od-sho. o
4. W TIK TI I A MGZN: 8 (js a rno eape)
5. BT TI I A ATVT PA CNE:
6. O ia, pol hv be tyn t mk mgzns it atvt pa cnes. 1
7. W tik ta’s wog. Mgzns ae mat t b ra, nt pae wt. 4 2 g
8. o Wrs a Vsas GAHC DSG b MGZNS AE PGS O: 1
9. W tik a mgzn ap: 4 Sol, aoe al, b sml ad es t ra. 2 S w md i a sui pg-tre, a te sy. 4 Sol hv ral, ral hg dlt pgs. 2 S or ae pitn a 12 mgpxl(!) pr pg. 4 Dwla ise qiky ad nt tk ggbts. 2 W ivne isn hrwr-aclrtd cmrsin.
10. W as tik: Yu sol b al t ue, o rproe, eitn cnet. Pg lyu ad dsg sol b dal i yu fvrt tos. S, ys, w bit or pafr t acp PF l ulas. Yu dgtl mgzn ogt t b al t mk mny. W bit i IP sbcitos ad MAD rc mda as. Yu sol nt hv t mk a rsy, u-fot ivsmn. W cag ntig u fot. Ad ol 30¢ pr dwla.
11. W cl i Mgi m Ad i’s aalbe tdy.