Unsucking Ruby Exceptions

I wrote Shitceptions. It's pretty cool. But it's also a terrible idea. This talk was originally given at Seattle.rb on 6/4/2013.

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1. unsucking AUTHORING SHITCEPTIONS EXCEPTIONS · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · ·
2. WANTED @SETHVARGO HACKING THE SHIT OUT OF RUBY AND NOT GIVING A...
3. SHITCEPTIONS writing
4. OPEN SOURCE
5. 1 2 3 ALCOHOL TWITTER GITHUB
6. 1 2 3 ALCOHOL TWITTER GITHUB }
8. PIT ORD
9. https://github.com/sethvargo/shitceptions
10. WHAT IS IT?
11. simply...
12. WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE
13. gem 'shitceptions'
14. gem 'shitceptions'
15. magic!
16. EXCEPTIONS custom
17. EXCEPTIONS custom
18. Shitceptions.shittify( MyError, :pile_of_poo )
19. :pile_of_poo
20. :pile_of_poo :grining_face :white_smiling_face :flushed_face :police_office :kiss :haircut :closed_umbrella :saxaphone :oncoming_police_car :double_curly_loop :leo :radio_button :white_flower :small_blue_diamond
21. 843 EMOJIS
22. 843 EMOJIS
23. gem 'shitceptions', require: false
24. Shitceptions::EMOJI
25. the g d
26. the g d the bad
27. the bad
29. bad bad bad bad bad bad
30. WHY? asking
32. UPGRADING OVERRIDING TRACING 2 3 1
33. complexity time t solve UPGRADING OVERRIDING TRACING 2 3 1
34. complexity time t solve $468.23 $126.40 $1835.66 2 3 1 *assuming $100/developer/hr
35. complexity time t solve 37.04% 39.21% 2 3 1 *assuming $100/developer/hr
36. WHY? asking
37. 1 2 3 UPGRADING OVERRIDING TRACING
38. 1 2 3 UPGRADING OVERRIDING TRACING
39. 1 2 3 UPGRADING OVERRIDING TRACING
40. the bad
41. the bad the ugly
42. the ugly
43. WANTED @SETHVARGO HACKING THE SHIT OUT OF RUBY AND NOT GIVING A... SETHVARGO /SHITCEPTIO NS