I take a look, I typically feel one (or more) of these things this is shallow if I shared this it would say nothing good about me this is so ugly I think my eyes might bleed I don’t think this shows what you’re claiming it shows this is patronising there’s nothing I can identify with here there’s nothing new or different here I’m confused – I don’t get it this isn’t something I care about this isn’t something I’ve ever wondered you’ve promised me something but haven’t delivered cool, but so what?