Slide Deck Karaoke: The Future Of Mobile

My #SeanCon 2015 presentation, with major help from Isaac Greenspan, who collected and ordered the slides.

Full background on why this deck makes no sense: http://designatednerd.com/slide-deck-karaoke/

The hilarity on video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CThnEGeC01E

Transcript

1. #SlideDeckKaraoke
   e Future of
   Mobile Development
   Ellen Shapiro
   @designatednerd
   Set up to fail by Isaac Greenspan
   SeanCon 2015: e Long SeanCon Con (3 Legitimate to Quit), Saturday, July 25, 2015
   

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2. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
   

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3. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
   http://www.slideshare.net/jbrenman/the-future-of-work-2361479
   

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4. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
   Back*to*the*Beginning:*Coun'ng*
   http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/MMCIgnite2012-slides-only.pdf
   

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5. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
   Here’s the thing: It’s always close.
   http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
   

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6. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
   http://www.slideshare.net/HenrikJensen4/10-shocking-facts-about-steve-jobs-50499335
   

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7. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
   What you need to do is try to avoid making
   the mistakes again.
   http://www.slideshare.net/vkool/how-to-deal-with-a-difficult-boss-50672567
   

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8. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
   how I learned to stop worrying and love giving talks Isaac Greenspan
   early experiments in talk preparation
   http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/StopWorryingAndLoveGivingTalks.pdf
   

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9. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
   Big Failure Domains !
   Make Big Craters
   11
   http://www.slideshare.net/randybias/pets-vs-cattle-the-elastic-cloud-story
   

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10. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    http://slides.com/bilalelouniri/js#/24
    

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11. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    Marco Arment
    

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12. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    http://slides.com/philippealluin/le-developpement-durable#/4
    

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13. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    Say these things to sound like you
    know what you’re talking about.
    http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
    

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14. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    http://slides.com/mariamhawi/body-language#/12
    

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15. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    http://slides.com/sezzaa/pizzadoughs#/0/2
    

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16. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    We’re*S'll*Lying*
    http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/MMCIgnite2012-slides-only.pdf
    

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17. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    Quiz Time
    32
    http://www.slideshare.net/randybias/pets-vs-cattle-the-elastic-cloud-story
    

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18. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    2.7182818284590452353602874713526624
    97757247093699959574966967627724076
    63035354759457138217852516642742746
    63919320030599218174135966290435729
    00334295260595630738132328627943490
    76323382988075319525101901157383418
    79307021540891499348841675092447614
    60668082264800168477411853742345442
    43710753907774499206955170276183860
    Isaac Greenspan Trigonometric Identities: Techniques, Examples, Connections January 26, 2008
    Connections
    The matrix R
    !
    to rotate a point by ! about the
    origin is…
    x
    y
    !
    "
    #
    #
    $
    %
    &
    &
    … one of those things I know I should know, but can
    never remember.
    http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/TrigonometricIdentitiesSlides.pdf
    

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19. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    Here’s the problem…
    http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
    

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20. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    http://www.slideshare.net/guestcb8f78/fart
    

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21. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    8"Big"Things"
    You"Must"Know"About"
    Windows"Phone"8
    http://www.slideshare.net/kmstechnology/windows-phone-8-15745290
    

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22. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    ®
    http://www.slideshare.net/BlackBerry/outletiquette-a-gude-to-wallhuggers
    

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23. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    Or use your head.
    http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
    

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24. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    http://www.slideshare.net/markpavlidis/make-billions-on-the-app-store-iphone-dev-tools-101
    

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25. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    http://www.slideshare.net/SprintBiz/future-of-work-35928727
    

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26. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    Warning
    This is an advanced maneuver and
    used incorrectly can make you look
    like a poser.
    http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
    

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27. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    艾娜 豆贝尔维 吉吾艾尺
    ● 今天温家宝昨天永 远
    ● 在的结束
    ●
    ●
    ● ????????
    

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28. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    http://slides.com/muskana/the-tempest#/3
    

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29. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
    2.7182818284590452353602874713526624
    97757247093699959574966967627724076
    63035354759457138217852516642742746
    63919320030599218174135966290435729
    00334295260595630738132328627943490
    76323382988075319525101901157383418
    79307021540891499348841675092447614
    60668082264800168477411853742345442
    43710753907774499206955170276183860
    Isaac Greenspan Trigonometric Identities: Techniques, Examples, Connections January 26, 2008
    Yes, the background is the rst several digits of e.
    But, really, you should be wondering why this presentation isn’t over yet…
    http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/TrigonometricIdentitiesSlides.pdf
    

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