Slide Deck Karaoke: The Future Of Mobile

My #SeanCon 2015 presentation, with major help from Isaac Greenspan, who collected and ordered the slides.

Full background on why this deck makes no sense: http://designatednerd.com/slide-deck-karaoke/

The hilarity on video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CThnEGeC01E

Transcript

1. #SlideDeckKaraoke e Future of Mobile Development Ellen Shapiro @designatednerd Set up to fail by Isaac Greenspan SeanCon 2015: e Long SeanCon Con (3 Legitimate to Quit), Saturday, July 25, 2015
2. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro
3. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://www.slideshare.net/jbrenman/the-future-of-work-2361479
4. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro Back*to*the*Beginning:*Coun'ng* http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/MMCIgnite2012-slides-only.pdf
5. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro Here’s the thing: It’s always close. http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
6. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://www.slideshare.net/HenrikJensen4/10-shocking-facts-about-steve-jobs-50499335
7. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro What you need to do is try to avoid making the mistakes again. http://www.slideshare.net/vkool/how-to-deal-with-a-difficult-boss-50672567
8. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro how I learned to stop worrying and love giving talks Isaac Greenspan early experiments in talk preparation http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/StopWorryingAndLoveGivingTalks.pdf
9. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro Big Failure Domains ! Make Big Craters 11 http://www.slideshare.net/randybias/pets-vs-cattle-the-elastic-cloud-story
10. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://slides.com/bilalelouniri/js#/24
11. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro Marco Arment
12. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://slides.com/philippealluin/le-developpement-durable#/4
13. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro Say these things to sound like you know what you’re talking about. http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
14. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://slides.com/mariamhawi/body-language#/12
15. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://slides.com/sezzaa/pizzadoughs#/0/2
16. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro We’re*S'll*Lying* http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/MMCIgnite2012-slides-only.pdf
17. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro Quiz Time 32 http://www.slideshare.net/randybias/pets-vs-cattle-the-elastic-cloud-story
18. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro 2.7182818284590452353602874713526624 97757247093699959574966967627724076 63035354759457138217852516642742746 63919320030599218174135966290435729 00334295260595630738132328627943490 76323382988075319525101901157383418 79307021540891499348841675092447614 60668082264800168477411853742345442 43710753907774499206955170276183860 Isaac Greenspan Trigonometric Identities: Techniques, Examples, Connections January 26, 2008 Connections The matrix R ! to rotate a point by ! about the origin is… x y ! " # # $ % & & … one of those things I know I should know, but can never remember. http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/TrigonometricIdentitiesSlides.pdf
19. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro Here’s the problem… http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
20. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://www.slideshare.net/guestcb8f78/fart
21. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro 8"Big"Things" You"Must"Know"About" Windows"Phone"8 http://www.slideshare.net/kmstechnology/windows-phone-8-15745290
22. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro ® http://www.slideshare.net/BlackBerry/outletiquette-a-gude-to-wallhuggers
23. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro Or use your head. http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
24. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://www.slideshare.net/markpavlidis/make-billions-on-the-app-store-iphone-dev-tools-101
25. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://www.slideshare.net/SprintBiz/future-of-work-35928727
26. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro Warning This is an advanced maneuver and used incorrectly can make you look like a poser. http://www.slideshare.net/DeveshKhanal/how-to-pretend-yuo-know-soccer
27. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro 艾娜 豆贝尔维 吉吾艾尺 • 今天温家宝昨天永 远 • 在的结束 • • • ????????
28. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro http://slides.com/muskana/the-tempest#/3
29. #SlideDeckKaraoke @ SeanCon 2015 Ellen Shapiro 2.7182818284590452353602874713526624 97757247093699959574966967627724076 63035354759457138217852516642742746 63919320030599218174135966290435729 00334295260595630738132328627943490 76323382988075319525101901157383418 79307021540891499348841675092447614 60668082264800168477411853742345442 43710753907774499206955170276183860 Isaac Greenspan Trigonometric Identities: Techniques, Examples, Connections January 26, 2008 Yes, the background is the rst several digits of e. But, really, you should be wondering why this presentation isn’t over yet… http://talks.isaacgreenspan.com/TrigonometricIdentitiesSlides.pdf