The naïve programmer

Keynote, DjangoCon Europe 2018, Heidelberg

Transcript

1. T H E N A Ï V E P R O G R A M M E R
   D A N I E L E P R O C I D A
   

   View Slide

2. D A N I E L E P R O C I D A
   A L L A B O U T M E
   

   View Slide

3. C L O U D
   D E P L O Y M E N T F O R
   P Y T H O N / D J A N G O
   D I V I O . C O M
   workshop/clinic, Saturday 16.45
   

   View Slide

4. C O R E T E A M /
   V I C E - P R E S I D E N T
   D J A N G O P R O J E C T / S O F T WA R E F O U N D AT I O N
   

   View Slide

5. P Y C O N N A M I B I A
   P Y C O N Z I M B A B W E
   P Y C O N N I G E R I A
   P Y C O N G H A N A
   P Y C O N A F R I C A
   P Y T H O N I N A F R I C A
   

   View Slide

6. d a n i e l e . p ro c i d a @ d i v i o . c o m
   E v i l D M P ( I R C / G I T H U B / T W I T T E R / E T C )
   TA L K T O M E
   

   View Slide

7. T H E N A Ï V E P R O G R A M M E R
   D A N I E L E P R O C I D A
   

   View Slide

8. M E E T T H E N A Ï V E P R O G R A M M E R
   

   View Slide

9. T H E N A Ï V E P R O G R A M M E R I S
   E V E RY W H E R E
   

   View Slide

10. View Slide

11. E V E RY O N E W O U L D L I K E T O B E
    B E T T E R AT W H AT T H E Y D O
    

    View Slide

12. P R O G R A M M I N G A S A C R A F T
    

    View Slide

13. M E A S U R E D A G A I N S T
    H U M A N J U D G E M E N T
    A E S T H E T I C A R T S
    

    View Slide

14. M E A S U R E D A G A I N S T
    T H E W O R L D
    P R A C T I C A L A R T S
    

    View Slide

15. R E L I A B LY E X E C U T E
    T H E S A M E T H I N G
    M U LT I P L E T I M E S
    R E P E ATA B L E A R T S
    

    View Slide

16. N E W E A C H T I M E
    C R E AT I V E A R T S
    

    View Slide

17. P R O G R A M M I N G I S A C R E AT I V E
    A R T
    

    View Slide

18. View Slide

19. Worse Better
    

    View Slide

20. T E C H N I Q U E C R E AT I V I T Y J U D G E M E N T S O P H I S T I C AT I O N
    

    View Slide

21. T E C H N I Q U E C R E AT I V I T Y J U D G E M E N T S O P H I S T I C AT I O N
    I N E P T D U L L U N C R I T I C A L N A Ï V E
    

    View Slide

22. T H E S O P H I S T I C AT E D A R T I S T
    

    View Slide

23. G E O R G E S B R A Q U E
    1 8 8 2 - 1 9 6 3
    

    View Slide

24. View Slide

25. View Slide

26. View Slide

27. T H E S O P H I S T I C AT E D
    P R O G R A M M E R
    

    View Slide

28. T H E N A Ï V E A R T I S T
    

    View Slide

29. H E N R I R O U S S E A U
    1 8 4 4 - 1 9 1 0
    

    View Slide

30. View Slide

31. View Slide

32. View Slide

33. View Slide

34. View Slide

35. View Slide

36. View Slide

37. View Slide

38. View Slide

39. M I K E D I S FA R M E R
    1 8 8 4 - 1 9 5 9
    

    View Slide

40. View Slide

41. View Slide

42. View Slide

43. View Slide

44. N O T E V E RY P R O G R A M M E R I S A
    S O F T WA R E P R O F E S S I O N A L
    

    View Slide

45. S O F T WA R E D E V E L O P M E N T I S A
    P R O F E S S I O N
    

    View Slide

46. N O T E V E RY P R O G R A M M E R I S A
    S O F T WA R E P R O F E S S I O N A L
    

    View Slide

47. View Slide

48. J A C O B K A P L A N - M O S S
    “Code without tests is broken by design.”
    

    View Slide

49. D J A N G O G I R L S
    P Y C O N N A M I B I A 2 0 1 8
    

    View Slide

50. P R O G R A M M I N G I S A M E A N S T O
    A N E N D
    

    View Slide

51. T I N A W E Y M O U T H
    1 9 5 0 -
    

    View Slide

52. View Slide

53. View Slide

54. View Slide

55. “ T H I S M U S T B E T H E P L A C E ”
    

    View Slide

56. “ T H I S M U S T B E T H E P L A C E
    ( N A Ï V E M E L O D Y ) ”
    

    View Slide

57. AT T E N T I O N T O P R A C T I C E
    

    View Slide

58. View Slide

59. O B L I Q U E
    S T R AT E G I E S
    P E T E R S C H M I D T A N D B R I A N E N O
    

    View Slide

60. O U T O F T H E N A Ï V E C O M E S
    F O R T H T H E N E W
    

    View Slide

61. B E I N G N A Ï V E I S N O T A T H I N G
    T O B E P R O U D O F
    

    View Slide

62. C R E AT I V I T Y J U D G E M E N T S O P H I S T I C AT I O N
    T E C H N I Q U E
    

    View Slide

63. Wo u l d y o u r a t h e r b e a n a ï v e p ro g r a m m e r w i t h a
    v i s i o n , o r a s o p h i s t i c a t e d p ro g r a m m e r w i t h o u t ?
    

    View Slide

64. View Slide

65. I T W O R K E D .
    

    View Slide

66. H O W T O B E S O P H I S T I C AT E D
    ( O R N O T )
    

    View Slide

67. T H E D I S M I S S I V E
    S O P H I S T I C AT E
    

    View Slide

68. G E O R G E S B R A Q U E
    

    View Slide

69. PA B L O P I C A S S O
    

    View Slide

70. TA L K I N G H E A D S
    

    View Slide

71. H E N R I R O U S S E A U
    

    View Slide

72. M I K E D I S FA R M E R
    

    View Slide

73. L O N G L I V E T H E N A Ï V E A R T I S T
    

    View Slide

74. L O N G L I V E T H E N A Ï V E P R O G R A M M E R
    

    View Slide

75. A N Y Q U E S T I O N S ?
    T H A N K Y O U
    

    View Slide

76. d a n i e l e . p ro c i d a @ d i v i o . c o m
    E v i l D M P : 

    I R C / G I T H U B / T W I T T E R / E T C
    TA L K T O M E
    

    View Slide