An alternate telling of a classic story of a little egg that sat on a wall! Written and storyboarded by Mike Kachur. (Originally completed February 13, 2020)
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Scene2Panel3DialogPotato: Oh, look! It's--
Scene2Panel4DialogPotato: Humpty Wumpty!
Scene3Panel1DialogP: You wanna be part of the
Scene3Panel2DialogCool Club?
Scene4Panel1DialogHumpty: Uh, I...
Scene4Panel2DialogH: ...I guess...
Scene4Panel3DialogH: I'm cool enough for it...
Scene4Panel4DialogH: Can I join?
Scene5Panel1DialogMuffin: Only if you sit on...
Scene5Panel2DialogM: That wall.
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Scene6Panel1DialogH: Th-that really b-b-b--
Scene6Panel2DialogH: --big wall?
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Scene7Panel2DialogM: Aww, is the--
Scene7Panel3DialogM: --widdle baby egg--
Scene7Panel4DialogM: --scared?
Scene7Panel5DialogBanana: Humpty Wumpty?
Scene7Panel6DialogBanana: More like Humpty--
Scene7Panel7DialogBanana: --DUMPTY!
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Scene8Panel2Dialog(all laughing)M: Humpty Dumpty!
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Scene10Panel2DialogH: Okay!
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Scene11Panel4Dialog(bullies GASP)H: I'll do it.
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Scene12Panel2DialogM: Well, look who's growin'
Scene12Panel3DialogM: a pair of ova!
Scene1Panel1DialogP: Go, Humpty, go!
Scene1Panel2DialogP: Go, Humpty, go!
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Scene3Panel2DialogH: OH--
Scene3Panel3DialogH: --man!
Scene3Panel4DialogH: I don't have a ladder.
Scene3Panel5DialogH: Guesss I can't climb!
Scene3Panel6DialogM: (Laughs) Oh, that
Scene3Panel7DialogM: won't
Scene3Panel8DialogM: be a problem.
Scene3Panel9DialogM: One...
Scene3Panel10DialogH: Actually, I have one at home, I can--
Scene3Panel11DialogM: Two...
Scene3Panel12DialogH: NO, REALLY, GUYS YOU DON'T HAVE TO--
Scene4Panel1DialogM: THREE!
Scene4Panel2DialogM: THREE!
Scene4Panel3DialogM: THREE!
Scene4Panel4DialogM: THREE!
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Scene5Panel2DialogH: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Scene5Panel3DialogH: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Scene6Panel1DialogH (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH
Scene6Panel2DialogH (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH
Scene6Panel3DialogH (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH
Scene6Panel4DialogH (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH
Scene6Panel5DialogSFX: (Bonk)
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Scene7Panel4DialogH: Man, I'm glad I'm wearing my Cushion Pants!
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Scene9Panel2DialogH: Can I be in the club now?
Scene10Panel2DialogM: After you--
Scene10Panel3DialogM: --sit up there for a little bit--
Scene10Panel4DialogM: --we'll let you in.
Scene11Panel1DialogH: Okay, see ya later!
Scene2Panel2Dialog(bullies quietly chatting)
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Scene4Panel1DialogH: (GASP)
Scene4Panel2DialogH: (GASP)
Scene4Panel3DialogH: (GASP)
Scene4Panel4DialogH: (GASP)
Scene5Panel1DialogH: (o.s.) HEY GUYS!
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Scene6Panel1DialogH: Can I be in the club now?
Scene6Panel2DialogM: No way, dork!
Scene7Panel2DialogM: You'll never be as...
Scene7Panel3DialogM: COOL as we are!
Scene8Panel2DialogH: What?! But I thought--
Scene9Panel1DialogM: Wait!
Scene9Panel2DialogM: You really thought...
Scene9Panel3DialogM: We'd let Humpty Dumpty into our club?!
Scene10Panel1Dialog(Bullies laughing)
Scene10Panel2DialogH: Oh yeah?!
Scene10Panel3DialogH: Well...
Scene10Panel4DialogH: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall!
Scene11Panel1DialogM: Have fun getting down from there--
Scene11Panel2DialogM: --loser!
Scene12Panel2DialogH: Alright I--
Scene12Panel3DialogH: --will!
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Scene14Panel10DialogSpongey: (singing, o.s.) I am...
Scene14Panel11DialogSpongey: (singing, o.s.) a spongecake...
Scene1Panel1DialogS: (singing) puffy and soft!
Scene1Panel2DialogS: (singing) I love to sing, I do it so oft!
Scene2Panel1DialogS: (singing) I am so...
Scene2Panel2DialogH: Spongey, is that you?!
Scene2Panel3DialogS: (o.s.) Oh, hey, Humpty! What's up?
Scene2Panel4DialogH: I need your help!
Scene2Panel5DialogS: To do what?
Scene2Panel6DialogS: To get down from this wall!
Scene3Panel2DialogS: Okay!
Scene3Panel3DialogS: (Running, panting)
Scene4Panel1DialogS: (Running, panting)
Scene4Panel2DialogS: (Running, panting)
Scene5Panel1DialogS: (Running, panting)
Scene5Panel2DialogS: (Huffing)
Scene5Panel3DialogS: (Huffing)
Scene5Panel4DialogS: Okay, now what?
Scene5Panel5DialogH: (o.s.) Lie on your back!
Scene5Panel6DialogS: Oh no! No way!
Scene6Panel1DialogS: That's how strangers know they can--
Scene6Panel2DialogS: --kidnap you!
Scene6Panel3DialogH: Can you lie face-down, then?
Scene7Panel2DialogS: Okay!
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Scene7Panel5DialogH: (o.s.) Can you move back a little bit?
Scene7Panel6DialogS: Move back? Okay.
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Scene8Panel2DialogH: R--
Scene8Panel3DialogH: Right!!
Scene8Panel4DialogH: Right!!
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Scene9Panel2DialogS: Move right? okay!
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Scene11Panel1DialogH: NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Scene11Panel2DialogH: NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Scene12Panel1DialogS: What? Then why did you say--
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Scene13Panel2DialogS: Whoooopsie.
Scene13Panel3DialogSFX: (phone rings)
Scene13Panel4DialogS: Huh?
Scene1Panel1DialogSFX: (phone rings)
Scene1Panel2DialogSFX: (phone rings)
Scene1Panel3DialogSFX: (phone rings)
Scene2Panel4DialogS: Hello?
Scene2Panel5DialogMrs. Wumpty: (Through phone) Humpty, is that you?
Scene2Panel6DialogS: No, this is Spongey McCake. Your son, Humpty...
Scene2Panel7DialogS: He, uh... had a great fall.
Scene2Panel8DialogMrs. W: (thru phone) WHAAAAAT?!?!
Scene2Panel9DialogS: Please stay calm, now. I'm going to--
Scene2Panel10DialogSFX: (Dial tone)
Scene2Panel11DialogSFX: (Dial tone)S: Hello?
Scene2Panel12DialogSFX: (Dial tone)
Scene3Panel2DialogS: Well, better cal 9--
Scene3Panel3DialogSFX: Clopping
Scene3Panel4DialogSFX: Clopping
Scene3Panel5DialogSFX: Clopping
Scene3Panel6DialogSFX: NEIGH!
Scene3Panel7DialogSFX: NEIGH!
Scene4Panel1DialogS: Nine--
Scene4Panel2DialogS: --guys on horses?
Scene4Panel3DialogKing Cauliflower: STAND ASIDE!
Scene4Panel4DialogS: (GASPS)
Scene4Panel5DialogS: It's King Cauliflower!
Scene4Panel6DialogS: It's King Cauliflower!
Scene4Panel7DialogS: It's King Cauliflower!
Scene5Panel3DialogK: I command my men to repair him...
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Scene6Panel2DialogK: NOW!
Scene6Panel3DialogK: NOW!
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Scene6Panel6DialogSFX: misc. construction SFX
Scene6Panel7DialogSFX: misc. construction SFX
Scene7Panel1DialogSFX: misc. construction SFX
Scene7Panel4DialogSFX: (Cracking)
Scene7Panel5DialogSFX: (Cracking)
Scene8Panel2DialogK: NOOOOOOOOO
Scene8Panel3DialogK: OOOOOOOOOO
Scene8Panel4DialogK: (crying) OOOOOOOOOO
Scene8Panel5DialogK: (crying) OOOOOOOOOO!
Scene9Panel2DialogQueen: Aww, honey.
Scene9Panel3DialogQ: He's going to be fine.
Scene9Panel4DialogK: But if my men can't fix him, who will?
Scene9Panel5DialogQ: Well...
Scene10Panel1DialogQ: Your men aren't the only competent beings around.
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Scene11Panel1DialogK: Of course...
Scene11Panel2DialogK: The horses!
Scene12Panel4DialogK: They can...
Scene12Panel5DialogK: fix him!!
Scene13Panel2DialogK: All of my...
Scene13Panel3DialogK: All of my...
Scene13Panel4DialogK: horses!
Scene13Panel5DialogK: Hurry!
Scene14Panel5DialogSFX: Crack!
Scene14Panel6DialogSFX: Small splat
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Scene15Panel2DialogK: (Crying)
Scene15Panel3DialogK: WHYYYYY?!?!
Scene15Panel4DialogK: (Crying)
Scene15Panel5DialogK: (Crying)
Scene15Panel6DialogQ: I wasn't referring to the horses.
Scene15Panel7DialogK: Right!
Scene15Panel8DialogK: You obviously...
Scene16Panel1DialogK: must have meant...
Scene16Panel2DialogK: That--
Scene16Panel3DialogK: --squirrel!
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Scene17Panel1DialogK: Go, noble squirrel!
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Scene17Panel3DialogTurnip: Alright...
Scene17Panel4DialogT: that's enough...
Scene17Panel5DialogT: of that.
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Scene3Panel2DialogK: (Gasp)
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Scene5Panel5DialogH: Huh?
Scene6Panel2DialogS: Our boy is back!!
Scene6Panel3DialogS: WOO!SFX: (appplause)
Scene7Panel1DialogH: Wait...SFX: (appplause)
Scene7Panel2DialogH: I'm...SFX: (appplause)
Scene7Panel3DialogH: alive?!SFX: (appplause)
Scene8Panel1DialogQ: What a little trooper!SFX: (appplause)
Scene8Panel2DialogQ: What a little trooper!SFX: (appplause)
Scene8Panel3DialogMuffin: (o.s.) Humpty Dumpty!SFX: (appplause)
Scene8Panel4DialogMuffin: (o.s.) Humpty Dumpty!SFX: (appplause)
Scene8Panel5DialogALL: (GASP)
Scene9Panel1DialogALL: (GASP)
Scene9Panel2DialogALL: (GASP)
Scene9Panel3DialogALL: (GASP)
Scene10Panel2DialogH: Those were the guys that threw me up on the wall!
Scene11Panel1DialogM: Hey, come on. We'd never do that...
Scene11Panel2DialogM: Right, guys?
Scene12Panel2DialogM: Right?
Scene12Panel4DialogPotato: H-hi, Mom.
Scene13Panel1DialogP: Fancy seeing you here.Banana: We still on for...
Scene13Panel2DialogP: Fancy seeing you here.Banana: We still on for...
Scene14Panel1DialogB: Dinner tonight at...
Scene14Panel2DialogB: Corny's?
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Scene16Panel1DialogB: Bye,
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Scene16Panel3DialogM: Hey! Not cool!
Scene17Panel1DialogK: I'd like to see my men fix...
Scene17Panel2DialogK: THAT guy!
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Scene20Panel1DialogM: Uh...
Scene20Panel2DialogM: Uh...
Scene20Panel3DialogM: OH, look at the time!
Scene20Panel4DialogM: I need to brush my blueberries.
Scene20Panel5DialogM: (panting)
Scene20Panel6DialogM: (panting)