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Humpty

D71d4a6ef1b7ec4431aae72b74e95689?s=47 Mike Kachur
February 13, 2020

 Humpty

An alternate telling of a classic story of a little egg that sat on a wall! Written and storyboarded by Mike Kachur. (Originally completed February 13, 2020)

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Mike Kachur

February 13, 2020
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  1. Scene 1 Panel 1

  2. Scene 1 Panel 2

  3. Scene 2 Panel 1

  4. Scene 2 Panel 2

  5. Scene 2 Panel 3 Dialog Potato: Oh, look! It's--

  6. Scene 2 Panel 4 Dialog Potato: Humpty Wumpty!

  7. Scene 3 Panel 1 Dialog P: You wanna be part

    of the
  8. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog Cool Club?

  9. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog Humpty: Uh, I...

  10. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog H: ...I guess...

  11. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog H: I'm cool enough for

    it...
  12. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog H: Can I join?

  13. Scene 5 Panel 1 Dialog Muffin: Only if you sit

    on...
  14. Scene 5 Panel 2 Dialog M: That wall.

  15. Scene 5 Panel 3

  16. Scene 5 Panel 4

  17. Scene 5 Panel 5

  18. Scene 5 Panel 6

  19. Scene 5 Panel 7

  20. Scene 5 Panel 8

  21. Scene 5 Panel 9

  22. Scene 5 Panel 10

  23. Scene 5 Panel 11

  24. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog H: Th-that really b-b-b--

  25. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog H: --big wall?

  26. Scene 7 Panel 1

  27. Scene 7 Panel 2 Dialog M: Aww, is the--

  28. Scene 7 Panel 3 Dialog M: --widdle baby egg--

  29. Scene 7 Panel 4 Dialog M: --scared?

  30. Scene 7 Panel 5 Dialog Banana: Humpty Wumpty?

  31. Scene 7 Panel 6 Dialog Banana: More like Humpty--

  32. Scene 7 Panel 7 Dialog Banana: --DUMPTY!

  33. Scene 8 Panel 1 Dialog (all laughing)

  34. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog (all laughing) M: Humpty Dumpty!

  35. Scene 9 Panel 1 Dialog (all laughing)

  36. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog (all laughing)

  37. Scene 10 Panel 1

  38. Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog H: Okay!

  39. Scene 11 Panel 1

  40. Scene 11 Panel 2

  41. Scene 11 Panel 3

  42. Scene 11 Panel 4 Dialog (bullies GASP) H: I'll do

    it.
  43. Scene 12 Panel 1

  44. Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog M: Well, look who's growin'

  45. Scene 12 Panel 3 Dialog M: a pair of ova!

  46. Scene 1 Panel 1 Dialog P: Go, Humpty, go!

  47. Scene 1 Panel 2 Dialog P: Go, Humpty, go!

  48. Scene 2 Panel 1

  49. Scene 2 Panel 2

  50. Scene 2 Panel 3

  51. Scene 2 Panel 4

  52. Scene 2 Panel 5

  53. Scene 2 Panel 6

  54. Scene 3 Panel 1

  55. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog H: OH--

  56. Scene 3 Panel 3 Dialog H: --man!

  57. Scene 3 Panel 4 Dialog H: I don't have a

    ladder.
  58. Scene 3 Panel 5 Dialog H: Guesss I can't climb!

  59. Scene 3 Panel 6 Dialog M: (Laughs) Oh, that

  60. Scene 3 Panel 7 Dialog M: won't

  61. Scene 3 Panel 8 Dialog M: be a problem.

  62. Scene 3 Panel 9 Dialog M: One...

  63. Scene 3 Panel 10 Dialog H: Actually, I have one

    at home, I can--
  64. Scene 3 Panel 11 Dialog M: Two...

  65. Scene 3 Panel 12 Dialog H: NO, REALLY, GUYS YOU

    DON'T HAVE TO--
  66. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog M: THREE!

  67. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog M: THREE!

  68. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog M: THREE!

  69. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog M: THREE!

  70. Scene 5 Panel 1

  71. Scene 5 Panel 2 Dialog H: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  72. Scene 5 Panel 3 Dialog H: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  73. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog H (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH

  74. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog H (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH

  75. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog H (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH

  76. Scene 6 Panel 4 Dialog H (Cont'd): HHHHHHHHHHH

  77. Scene 6 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: (Bonk)

  78. Scene 6 Panel 6

  79. Scene 7 Panel 1

  80. Scene 7 Panel 2

  81. Scene 7 Panel 3

  82. Scene 7 Panel 4 Dialog H: Man, I'm glad I'm

    wearing my Cushion Pants!
  83. Scene 8 Panel 1

  84. Scene 9 Panel 1

  85. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog H: Can I be in

    the club now?
  86. Scene 10 Panel 1

  87. Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog M: After you--

  88. Scene 10 Panel 3 Dialog M: --sit up there for

    a little bit--
  89. Scene 10 Panel 4 Dialog M: --we'll let you in.

  90. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog H: Okay, see ya later!

  91. Scene 11 Panel 2

  92. Scene 1 Panel 1

  93. Scene 1 Panel 2

  94. Scene 2 Panel 1

  95. Scene 2 Panel 2 Dialog (bullies quietly chatting)

  96. Scene 3 Panel 1 Dialog (bullies chatting)

  97. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog (bullies chatting)

  98. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog H: (GASP)

  99. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog H: (GASP)

  100. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog H: (GASP)

  101. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog H: (GASP)

  102. Scene 5 Panel 1 Dialog H: (o.s.) HEY GUYS!

  103. Scene 5 Panel 2

  104. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog H: Can I be in

    the club now?
  105. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog M: No way, dork!

  106. Scene 7 Panel 1

  107. Scene 7 Panel 2 Dialog M: You'll never be as...

  108. Scene 7 Panel 3 Dialog M: COOL as we are!

  109. Scene 8 Panel 1

  110. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog H: What?! But I thought--

  111. Scene 9 Panel 1 Dialog M: Wait!

  112. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog M: You really thought...

  113. Scene 9 Panel 3 Dialog M: We'd let Humpty Dumpty

    into our club?!
  114. Scene 10 Panel 1 Dialog (Bullies laughing)

  115. Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog H: Oh yeah?!

  116. Scene 10 Panel 3 Dialog H: Well...

  117. Scene 10 Panel 4 Dialog H: Humpty Dumpty sat on

    a wall!
  118. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog M: Have fun getting down

    from there--
  119. Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog M: --loser!

  120. Scene 12 Panel 1

  121. Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog H: Alright I--

  122. Scene 12 Panel 3 Dialog H: --will!

  123. Scene 12 Panel 4

  124. Scene 13 Panel 1

  125. Scene 13 Panel 2

  126. Scene 13 Panel 3

  127. Scene 13 Panel 4

  128. Scene 13 Panel 5

  129. Scene 14 Panel 1

  130. Scene 14 Panel 2

  131. Scene 14 Panel 3

  132. Scene 14 Panel 4

  133. Scene 14 Panel 5

  134. Scene 14 Panel 6

  135. Scene 14 Panel 7

  136. Scene 14 Panel 8

  137. Scene 14 Panel 9

  138. Scene 14 Panel 10 Dialog Spongey: (singing, o.s.) I am...

  139. Scene 14 Panel 11 Dialog Spongey: (singing, o.s.) a spongecake...

  140. Scene 1 Panel 1 Dialog S: (singing) puffy and soft!

  141. Scene 1 Panel 2 Dialog S: (singing) I love to

    sing, I do it so oft!
  142. Scene 2 Panel 1 Dialog S: (singing) I am so...

  143. Scene 2 Panel 2 Dialog H: Spongey, is that you?!

  144. Scene 2 Panel 3 Dialog S: (o.s.) Oh, hey, Humpty!

    What's up?
  145. Scene 2 Panel 4 Dialog H: I need your help!

  146. Scene 2 Panel 5 Dialog S: To do what?

  147. Scene 2 Panel 6 Dialog S: To get down from

    this wall!
  148. Scene 3 Panel 1

  149. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog S: Okay!

  150. Scene 3 Panel 3 Dialog S: (Running, panting)

  151. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog S: (Running, panting)

  152. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog S: (Running, panting)

  153. Scene 5 Panel 1 Dialog S: (Running, panting)

  154. Scene 5 Panel 2 Dialog S: (Huffing)

  155. Scene 5 Panel 3 Dialog S: (Huffing)

  156. Scene 5 Panel 4 Dialog S: Okay, now what?

  157. Scene 5 Panel 5 Dialog H: (o.s.) Lie on your

    back!
  158. Scene 5 Panel 6 Dialog S: Oh no! No way!

  159. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog S: That's how strangers know

    they can--
  160. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog S: --kidnap you!

  161. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog H: Can you lie face-down,

    then?
  162. Scene 7 Panel 1

  163. Scene 7 Panel 2 Dialog S: Okay!

  164. Scene 7 Panel 3

  165. Scene 7 Panel 4

  166. Scene 7 Panel 5 Dialog H: (o.s.) Can you move

    back a little bit?
  167. Scene 7 Panel 6 Dialog S: Move back? Okay.

  168. Scene 7 Panel 7

  169. Scene 7 Panel 8

  170. Scene 8 Panel 1

  171. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog H: R--

  172. Scene 8 Panel 3 Dialog H: Right!!

  173. Scene 8 Panel 4 Dialog H: Right!!

  174. Scene 8 Panel 5

  175. Scene 9 Panel 1

  176. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog S: Move right? okay!

  177. Scene 10 Panel 1

  178. Scene 10 Panel 2

  179. Scene 10 Panel 3

  180. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog H: NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT

    I MEANT!
  181. Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog H: NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT

    I MEANT!
  182. Scene 12 Panel 1 Dialog S: What? Then why did

    you say--
  183. Scene 12 Panel 2

  184. Scene 12 Panel 3

  185. Scene 13 Panel 1

  186. Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog S: Whoooopsie.

  187. Scene 13 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: (phone rings)

  188. Scene 13 Panel 4 Dialog S: Huh?

  189. Scene 1 Panel 1 Dialog SFX: (phone rings)

  190. Scene 1 Panel 2 Dialog SFX: (phone rings)

  191. Scene 1 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: (phone rings)

  192. Scene 2 Panel 1

  193. Scene 2 Panel 2

  194. Scene 2 Panel 3

  195. Scene 2 Panel 4 Dialog S: Hello?

  196. Scene 2 Panel 5 Dialog Mrs. Wumpty: (Through phone) Humpty,

    is that you?
  197. Scene 2 Panel 6 Dialog S: No, this is Spongey

    McCake. Your son, Humpty...
  198. Scene 2 Panel 7 Dialog S: He, uh... had a

    great fall.
  199. Scene 2 Panel 8 Dialog Mrs. W: (thru phone) WHAAAAAT?!?!

  200. Scene 2 Panel 9 Dialog S: Please stay calm, now.

    I'm going to--
  201. Scene 2 Panel 10 Dialog SFX: (Dial tone)

  202. Scene 2 Panel 11 Dialog SFX: (Dial tone) S: Hello?

  203. Scene 2 Panel 12 Dialog SFX: (Dial tone)

  204. Scene 3 Panel 1

  205. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog S: Well, better cal 9--

  206. Scene 3 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: Clopping

  207. Scene 3 Panel 4 Dialog SFX: Clopping

  208. Scene 3 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: Clopping

  209. Scene 3 Panel 6 Dialog SFX: NEIGH!

  210. Scene 3 Panel 7 Dialog SFX: NEIGH!

  211. Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog S: Nine--

  212. Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog S: --guys on horses?

  213. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog King Cauliflower: STAND ASIDE!

  214. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog S: (GASPS)

  215. Scene 4 Panel 5 Dialog S: It's King Cauliflower!

  216. Scene 4 Panel 6 Dialog S: It's King Cauliflower!

  217. Scene 4 Panel 7 Dialog S: It's King Cauliflower!

  218. Scene 5 Panel 1

  219. Scene 5 Panel 2

  220. Scene 5 Panel 3 Dialog K: I command my men

    to repair him...
  221. Scene 6 Panel 1

  222. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog K: NOW!

  223. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog K: NOW!

  224. Scene 6 Panel 4

  225. Scene 6 Panel 5

  226. Scene 6 Panel 6 Dialog SFX: misc. construction SFX

  227. Scene 6 Panel 7 Dialog SFX: misc. construction SFX

  228. Scene 7 Panel 1 Dialog SFX: misc. construction SFX

  229. Scene 7 Panel 2

  230. Scene 7 Panel 3

  231. Scene 7 Panel 4 Dialog SFX: (Cracking)

  232. Scene 7 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: (Cracking)

  233. Scene 8 Panel 1

  234. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog K: NOOOOOOOOO

  235. Scene 8 Panel 3 Dialog K: OOOOOOOOOO

  236. Scene 8 Panel 4 Dialog K: (crying) OOOOOOOOOO

  237. Scene 8 Panel 5 Dialog K: (crying) OOOOOOOOOO!

  238. Scene 9 Panel 1

  239. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog Queen: Aww, honey.

  240. Scene 9 Panel 3 Dialog Q: He's going to be

    fine.
  241. Scene 9 Panel 4 Dialog K: But if my men

    can't fix him, who will?
  242. Scene 9 Panel 5 Dialog Q: Well...

  243. Scene 10 Panel 1 Dialog Q: Your men aren't the

    only competent beings around.
  244. Scene 10 Panel 2

  245. Scene 10 Panel 3

  246. Scene 10 Panel 4

  247. Scene 10 Panel 5

  248. Scene 10 Panel 6

  249. Scene 10 Panel 7

  250. Scene 10 Panel 8

  251. Scene 10 Panel 9

  252. Scene 10 Panel 10

  253. Scene 10 Panel 11

  254. Scene 10 Panel 12

  255. Scene 10 Panel 13

  256. Scene 10 Panel 14

  257. Scene 10 Panel 15

  258. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog K: Of course...

  259. Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog K: The horses!

  260. Scene 12 Panel 1

  261. Scene 12 Panel 2

  262. Scene 12 Panel 3

  263. Scene 12 Panel 4 Dialog K: They can...

  264. Scene 12 Panel 5 Dialog K: fix him!!

  265. Scene 13 Panel 1

  266. Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog K: All of my...

  267. Scene 13 Panel 3 Dialog K: All of my...

  268. Scene 13 Panel 4 Dialog K: horses!

  269. Scene 13 Panel 5 Dialog K: Hurry!

  270. Scene 14 Panel 1

  271. Scene 14 Panel 2

  272. Scene 14 Panel 3

  273. Scene 14 Panel 4

  274. Scene 14 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: Crack!

  275. Scene 14 Panel 6 Dialog SFX: Small splat

  276. Scene 15 Panel 1

  277. Scene 15 Panel 2 Dialog K: (Crying)

  278. Scene 15 Panel 3 Dialog K: WHYYYYY?!?!

  279. Scene 15 Panel 4 Dialog K: (Crying)

  280. Scene 15 Panel 5 Dialog K: (Crying)

  281. Scene 15 Panel 6 Dialog Q: I wasn't referring to

    the horses.
  282. Scene 15 Panel 7 Dialog K: Right!

  283. Scene 15 Panel 8 Dialog K: You obviously...

  284. Scene 16 Panel 1 Dialog K: must have meant...

  285. Scene 16 Panel 2 Dialog K: That--

  286. Scene 16 Panel 3 Dialog K: --squirrel!

  287. Scene 16 Panel 4

  288. Scene 17 Panel 1 Dialog K: Go, noble squirrel!

  289. Scene 17 Panel 2

  290. Scene 17 Panel 3 Dialog Turnip: Alright...

  291. Scene 17 Panel 4 Dialog T: that's enough...

  292. Scene 17 Panel 5 Dialog T: of that.

  293. Scene 1 Panel 1

  294. Scene 1 Panel 2

  295. Scene 1 Panel 3

  296. Scene 1 Panel 4

  297. Scene 1 Panel 5

  298. Scene 1 Panel 6

  299. Scene 1 Panel 7

  300. Scene 1 Panel 8

  301. Scene 2 Panel 1

  302. Scene 2 Panel 2

  303. Scene 3 Panel 1

  304. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog K: (Gasp)

  305. Scene 4 Panel 1

  306. Scene 4 Panel 2

  307. Scene 4 Panel 3

  308. Scene 4 Panel 4

  309. Scene 5 Panel 1

  310. Scene 5 Panel 2

  311. Scene 5 Panel 3

  312. Scene 5 Panel 4

  313. Scene 5 Panel 5 Dialog H: Huh?

  314. Scene 6 Panel 1

  315. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog S: Our boy is back!!

  316. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog S: WOO! SFX: (appplause)

  317. Scene 7 Panel 1 Dialog H: Wait... SFX: (appplause)

  318. Scene 7 Panel 2 Dialog H: I'm... SFX: (appplause)

  319. Scene 7 Panel 3 Dialog H: alive?! SFX: (appplause)

  320. Scene 8 Panel 1 Dialog Q: What a little trooper!

    SFX: (appplause)
  321. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog Q: What a little trooper!

    SFX: (appplause)
  322. Scene 8 Panel 3 Dialog Muffin: (o.s.) Humpty Dumpty! SFX:

    (appplause)
  323. Scene 8 Panel 4 Dialog Muffin: (o.s.) Humpty Dumpty! SFX:

    (appplause)
  324. Scene 8 Panel 5 Dialog ALL: (GASP)

  325. Scene 9 Panel 1 Dialog ALL: (GASP)

  326. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog ALL: (GASP)

  327. Scene 9 Panel 3 Dialog ALL: (GASP)

  328. Scene 10 Panel 1

  329. Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog H: Those were the guys

    that threw me up on the wall!
  330. Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog M: Hey, come on. We'd

    never do that...
  331. Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog M: Right, guys?

  332. Scene 11 Panel 3

  333. Scene 12 Panel 1

  334. Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog M: Right?

  335. Scene 12 Panel 3

  336. Scene 12 Panel 4 Dialog Potato: H-hi, Mom.

  337. Scene 13 Panel 1 Dialog P: Fancy seeing you here.

    Banana: We still on for...
  338. Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog P: Fancy seeing you here.

    Banana: We still on for...
  339. Scene 14 Panel 1 Dialog B: Dinner tonight at...

  340. Scene 14 Panel 2 Dialog B: Corny's?

  341. Scene 15 Panel 1

  342. Scene 15 Panel 2

  343. Scene 15 Panel 3

  344. Scene 16 Panel 1 Dialog B: Bye,

  345. Scene 16 Panel 2

  346. Scene 16 Panel 3 Dialog M: Hey! Not cool!

  347. Scene 17 Panel 1 Dialog K: I'd like to see

    my men fix...
  348. Scene 17 Panel 2 Dialog K: THAT guy!

  349. Scene 18 Panel 1

  350. Scene 18 Panel 2

  351. Scene 18 Panel 3

  352. Scene 18 Panel 4

  353. Scene 19 Panel 1

  354. Scene 19 Panel 2

  355. Scene 19 Panel 3

  356. Scene 19 Panel 4

  357. Scene 19 Panel 5

  358. Scene 19 Panel 6

  359. Scene 19 Panel 7

  360. Scene 19 Panel 8

  361. Scene 19 Panel 9

  362. Scene 20 Panel 1 Dialog M: Uh...

  363. Scene 20 Panel 2 Dialog M: Uh...

  364. Scene 20 Panel 3 Dialog M: OH, look at the

    time!
  365. Scene 20 Panel 4 Dialog M: I need to brush

    my blueberries.
  366. Scene 20 Panel 5 Dialog M: (panting)

  367. Scene 20 Panel 6 Dialog M: (panting)