A Comedy Of Errors - Hustef 2025

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1. Linda van de Vooren
7. Pro-crasti-testing
9. “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a voilent psychopath who knows where you live.” - John Woods
10. // I'm sorry. // Magic. Do not touch.. stop(); //Hammertime!. //I was told to update the repo, so I made this comment // total_hours_wasted_here = 42. //drunk, fix later. last=first; //Biblical reference. //Please work //Code sanitized to protect the foolish // This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load an entire website during every request and have things turn themselves off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were “fuckin’ gnarly, dude.” . //To do, fix me please as soon as the developer fixes the API
11. Whoopsies
15. Defenestration
17. Enterprise Multi team First steps Cherry pick Everything Organization scope → Test scope → Lakitna.nl/tar
27. Summary Identify your strengths Identify when you should ask for help Use your strengths For yourself For others Know when to stop running into that wall Actually ask for help Hire me if you want things to be thrown out of windows
28. https://www.LindavandeVooren.nl/Hustef2025/ I have so many stickers, please come find me if you want some