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Comedy_of_errors.pdf

Linda van de Vooren
November 20, 2024
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 Comedy_of_errors.pdf

Linda van de Vooren

November 20, 2024
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  1. “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining

    your code will be a voilent psychopath who knows where you live.” - John Woods
  2. // I'm sorry . // Magic. Do not touch. .

    stop(); //Hammertime! . //I was told to update the repo, so I made this comment // total_hours_wasted_here = 42 . //drunk, fix later . last=first; //Biblical reference . //Please work //Code sanitized to protect the foolish // This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load an entire website during every request and have things turn themselves off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were “fuckin’ gnarly, dude.” .