Building Your Own DFIR Sidekick: THREADS Edition

My latest (and final) Hubot for IR talk, given at the excellent NYUPoly CSAW THREADS 2014.

1. Building Your Own DFIR Sidekick ChatOps for Incident Response
2. I do incident response @ GitHub Hi, I’m Scott
3. He Does Basically Everything @ GitHub This is Hubot
4. “making it easier to work together than to work alone….”
5. ๏ CHatops & Incident Response ๏ Hubot Variable Threat Response ๏ Deploying & Developing Hubot
6. A Brief Introduction to ChatOps
7. What is ChatOps?! DevOps + Chat = Chatops Collaborative Terminal Experience
8. So What Really is ChatOps?!
11. Chat
12. Chat
14. Why Chatops anyway?
15. Geographically distributed
18. asynchronous
19. multi device
23. hides the “ugly” Or at least makes interfaces consistent
24. “This was always my main motivation with Hubot - teaching by doing by making things visible.” - @Tomayko
25. How GitHub Uses Chatops
26. deploy & monitor servers via Puppet
27. deploy & monitor Code via Capistrano & Jenkins CI
28. Monitor Systems via Nagios
31. Update our Status Site (Hopefully rarely)
32. Lookup Funny pictures And Gifs Too!
34. Shoutout to MattJay
35. So what about DFIR?! Hint: We were already Doing It
36. Managing our pager alerts via pagerduty
37. Showing Process Lists on Hosts
38. Changing firewall rules
39. getting whois information
40. getting app logs & stats via Splunk & Graphite
42. “Swinging the BanHammer”
43. Other “secret” stuff just come ask me if you’re curious
44. “making it easier to work together than to work alone….”
45. “making it easier to Respond to Incidents together than to Respond alone….”
46. Hubot VTR
47. Hubot ๏ node.js based Chat bot ๏ coffeeScript based actions ๏ deployable anywhere you can run node.js (Unix, Windows, Heroku, etc)
48. ๏Disk Forensics ๏Network Forensics ๏Open Source Intelligence ๏Malware Analysis
49. hubot-vtr modules for dfir
50. Code name generator Because you can’t call it
 “That thing from January” forever
51. Geolocating IPs But not for attribution...
52. reverse dns lookups
53. checking resource reputations mywot, Google, virustotal, & Opendns
55. research links generator Robtext, CentralOps, Hurricane Electric…
56. server profiling via shodan
58. malware research via virustotal
59. passive dns via virustotal
60. detection generation via yara & Snort
61. force multipler
62. Deployment & Development
63. Deployment Local Or Heroku
64. 3 Components brain + Connector + Scripts
65. Development CoffeeScript On NodeJs
67. Docs Matter
78. Hubot’s “Voice”
79. In Conclusion…
80. ChatOps can make incident response collaborative & Hubot VTR puts DFIR tools & tasks in chat
81. Find Out More Hubot.GitHub.com & GitHub.com/sroberts/hubot-vtr-scripts
82. Contact Me github & twitter: @sroberts sroberts.github.io
83. Thanks!!!