DevTalks Bucharest 2015 - A Credit Card Walks into a Bar...

DevTalks Bucharest 2015 - A Credit Card Walks into a Bar...

My talk from DevTalks Bucharest 2015

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Cristiano Betta

June 11, 2015
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    @cbetta @braintree_dev A Credit Card Walks into a Bar... by

    Cristiano Betta 1 Developer Advocate @braintree_dev A talk on credit cards in eCommerce
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    @cbetta @braintree_dev A Credit Card Form Walks into a Bar...

    A talk on credit cards in eCommerce A series of bad jokes Developer Advocate @braintree_dev by Cristiano Betta
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    @cbetta @braintree_dev he says to the bartender, “I’ve been having

    a hard time meeting people” the bartender says: “Wait, aren’t you supposed to be good at generating...”
  5. 33.

    @cbetta @braintree_dev the bartender says, “Why do you keep coming

    in here day after day ?” The credit card form looks at him miserably says “I’m just looking for some..."
  6. 65.

    @cbetta @braintree_dev the bartender says, “I haven’t seen you in

    a while!” The credit card form looks at him and says “Yeah, I had to go to jail. I was...”
  7. 119.

    @cbetta @braintree_dev he tries to pick up someone at the

    bar, They turn him down. The credit card form looks at the bartender and says “Well, this is awkward normally I’m the one who..."
  8. 127.

    @cbetta @braintree_dev 14 + 6 + 11 + 19 =

    50 4217 6511 1111 1119 9111 1111 1156 7124 9212 1212 1253 7228
  9. 128.

    @cbetta @braintree_dev 50 % 10 == 0 ? 4217 6511

    1111 1119 14 + 6 + 11 + 19 = 50 9111 1111 1156 7124 9212 1212 1253 7228
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    @cbetta @braintree_dev the bartender says, “You are new to this

    joint aren’t you?” The credit card form looks at him and says “Yeah, I just..."