Building Web Applications for the High Scale

How I'm mending the broken relationship between Developers and Operations Engineers in Enterprise environments to make sure we actually scalable web applications.
This talk was presented at http://2013.webcampzg.org/
The video is available http://2013.webcampzg.org/speakers/igor-galic/

Links that don't show up in this PDF, but should:
Vagrant: http://vagrantup.com/
Logstash: http://logstash.net/
Traffic Server: https://trafficserver.apache.org/
fpm: https://github.com/jordansissel/fpm
Puppet: https://puppetlabs.com/puppet/what-is-puppet
Honeybees: http://heatherdiane.com/Honeybees
What If?: http://what-if.xkcd.com/

1. Building Web Applications for the High Scale
2. whoami Igor Galić / igalic / @hirojin Brainsware / Apache / Puppet Labs / Dev♥Ops Infrastructure / Infrastructure / Infrastructure / Infrastructure
3. What this talk is not about
4. What is scaling anyways? Performance
5. What is scaling anyways? Physical Limits
6. What is scaling anyways? Financial Limits
7. What this talk really is about Horizontal Scaling
8. What this talk really is about Scaling used to be hard
9. What this talk really is about but then we turned computers from
10. What this talk really is about into this
11. Why is scaling still so hard?
12. DevOps
13. DevOps ...
14. DevOps i can't server, because
15. DevOps Let's reinvent the wheel Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn://
16. DevOps chmod 777 as Configuration Management
17. DevOps ...
18. Dev♥Ops
19. Dev♥Ops works on my machines
20. Dev♥Ops collect logs
21. Dev♥Ops Use The Protocol and use Traffic Server.
22. Dev♥Ops Use packages and use fpm.
23. Dev♥Ops Automate
24. Dev♥Ops Share the pain because Empathy doesn't scale over distance from Nagios.
25. Dev♥Ops New abstractions
26. Dev♥Ops explore the frontiers
27. Thank you deafening applause