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Cheese Pirates - Excerpt

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Transcript

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  5. Dialog THUNDER BOOM

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  8. Dialog HEHEHEHEHE

  9. Dialog No need for these scallywags!

  10. Dialog No! You leave the lighthouse alone!

  11. Dialog GRUNT!

  12. Dialog Oh no!

  13. Dialog STORMY NIGHT, CRASHING WAVES, RAIN AND THUNDER

  14. Dialog STORMY NIGHT, CRASHING WAVES, RAIN AND THUNDER

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  26. Dialog CRUNCH!

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  31. Dialog Would you get off me. im your grandma not

    your mommy
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  41. Dialog With this, the lighthouse is mine!

  42. Dialog MWHAHAHA!

  43. Dialog Timmy: OH NO ! NOT OUR LIGHTHOUSE!

  44. Dialog Timmy: OH GOD! GRANDMA WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?

  45. Dialog Timmy: OH GOD! GRANDMA WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?

  46. Dialog GRANDMA: You know, a death at sea doesn't sound

    so bad.

  47. Dialog TIMMY: OH SHEESH..

  48. Dialog CAPT: MWHAHA! Alright mateys. You know what to do.

    Let's these landlubbers to Davy Jones' Locker!... Plank 'em.

  49. Dialog CAPT: MWHAHA! Alright mateys. You know what to do.

    Let's these landlubbers to Davy Jones' Locker!... Plank 'em.

  50. Dialog CAPT: MWHAHA! Alright mateys. You know what to do.

    Let's these landlubbers to Davy Jones' Locker!... Plank 'em.

  51. Dialog CAPT: MWHAHA! Alright mateys. You know what to do.

    Let's these landlubbers to Davy Jones' Locker!... Plank 'em.

  52. Dialog PIRATE: Say, we never get to plank anymore!

  53. Dialog CAPT: YAY! PLANK PLANK PLANKI!

  54. Dialog CAPT: YAY! PLANK PLANK PLANKI!

  55. Dialog CAPT: YAY! PLANK PLANK PLANKI!

  56. Dialog CAPT: YAY! PLANK PLANK PLANKI!

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  58. Dialog I don't know if I like plank

  59. Dialog I don't know if I like plank

  60. Dialog CHANTING: PLANK! PLANK! PLANK! PLANK!

  61. Dialog CHANTING: PLANK! PLANK! PLANK! PLANK!

  62. Dialog CHANTING: PLANK! PLANK! PLANK! PLANK!

  63. Dialog CHANTING: PLANK! PLANK! PLANK! PLANK!

  64. Dialog CHANTING: PLANK! PLANK! PLANK! PLANK!

  65. Dialog You know all I do is work.

  66. Dialog Its nice to have some plank time.

  67. Dialog I deserve this

  68. Dialog Hey Boss!

  69. Dialog Whattya say

  70. Dialog you make it a

  71. Dialog stabby plank?!

  72. Dialog WOW!

  73. Dialog NOW THAT'S AN IDEA!

  74. Dialog CHANTING: PLANK! PLANK! PLANK! PLANK!

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  105. Dialog LET'S DO IT, BLADE. STABBY TIME!

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  107. Dialog OH NO!!

  108. Dialog UH..UH...

  109. Dialog SPELL 32.. Corpus Supra Terram?

  110. Dialog SPELL 32.. Corpus Supra Terram?

  111. Dialog SPELL 32.. Corpus Supra Terram?

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  115. Dialog Corpus Supra Terram?

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  117. Dialog HUH?

  118. Dialog HUH?

  119. Dialog HUH?

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  140. Dialog OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

  141. Dialog OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

  142. Dialog OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

  143. Dialog what the...

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  146. Dialog AHA!

  147. Dialog LEVITAS PLURUM CATAPULTUS!

  148. Dialog ....

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  151. Dialog did he say CATAPULTUS!

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  172. Dialog IM MELTING AHHHHHH

  173. Dialog IM MELTING AHHHHHH

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  179. Dialog Fellers you ok? Gary, is your ankle ok? I

    know its been sore

  180. Dialog Its actually great, the physical therapy is paying off

    -

  181. Dialog and thankfully ...

  182. Dialog I fell on my left foot instead!

  183. Dialog Well thank Mary!

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  190. Dialog MY ANKLE!!!!!!!!!

  191. Dialog MY ANKLE!!!!!!!!!

  192. Dialog MY ANKLE!!!!!!!!!

  193. Dialog MY ANKLE!!!!!!!!!

  194. Dialog MY ANKLE!!!!!!!!!

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  200. Dialog GRANDMA!

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  203. Dialog We can't go yet

  204. Dialog we need the necklace.

  205. Dialog FORGET THE NECKLACE

  206. Dialog ARE YOU CRAZY

  207. Dialog THEY WERE GONNA STAB AND PLANK US

  208. Dialog I CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE!!!!

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  210. Dialog DONT WORRY GMA...

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  212. Dialog I've got the power here in the book!

  213. Dialog I've got the power here in the book!

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  221. Dialog How dare you

  222. Dialog take our family heirloom!

  223. Dialog YOu monsterous pirates!

  224. Dialog YOu monsterous pirates!

  225. Dialog Shame on you for stealing.

  226. Dialog Shame on you for stealing.

  227. Dialog MY FAMILY WILL ALWAYS

  228. Dialog PROTECT THE LIGHT HOUSE!!!

  229. Dialog PROTECT THE LIGHT HOUSE!!!

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  231. Dialog huh?

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  248. Dialog Aha here we go

  249. Dialog Aha here we go

  250. Dialog Aha here we go

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  253. Dialog Vestigia Memoriae !!!!

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  257. Dialog huh?

  258. Dialog huh?

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  261. Dialog So hey are you tennesse?

  262. Dialog So hey are you tennesse?

  263. Dialog would you like to go to the dance with

    me?
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  271. Dialog oh jeez...

  272. Dialog oh jeez...

  273. Dialog I can't watch..

  274. Dialog oh jeez...

  275. Dialog oh jeez...

  276. Dialog I didn't know teenage humans still wet their pants

    like that

  277. Dialog I didn't know teenage humans still wet their pants

    like that

  278. Dialog I didn't know teenage humans still wet their pants

    like that

  279. Dialog I didn't know teenage humans still wet their pants

    like that

  280. Dialog I didn't know teenage humans still wet their pants

    like that

  281. Dialog I didn't know teenage humans still wet their pants

    like that

  282. Dialog I didn't know teenage humans still wet their pants

    like that

  283. Dialog oh dear god.

  284. Dialog WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  287. Dialog UH UH UH.....

  288. Dialog UH UH UH.....

  289. Dialog Manus Invicta!!!

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  297. Dialog TIMMY'S HAND: HI!!!!! I'M YOUR HAND. THANKS FOR AWAKENING

    ME. OH BOY DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO FINALLY FEEL!!!

  298. Dialog TIMMY'S HAND: HI!!!!! I'M YOUR HAND. THANKS FOR AWAKENING

    ME. OH BOY DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO FINALLY FEEL!!!
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  300. Dialog AHHHHHH

  301. Dialog OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

  302. Dialog ENOUGH OF THIS! MATEYS, GET THAT NECKLACE!

  303. Dialog ENOUGH OF THIS! MATEYS, GET THAT NECKLACE!

  304. Dialog ENOUGH OF THIS! MATEYS, GET THAT NECKLACE!

  305. Dialog ENOUGH OF THIS! MATEYS, GET THAT NECKLACE!

  306. Dialog ENOUGH OF THIS! MATEYS, GET THAT NECKLACE!

  307. Dialog ENOUGH OF THIS! MATEYS, GET THAT NECKLACE!

  308. Dialog ENOUGH OF THIS! MATEYS, GET THAT NECKLACE!

  309. Dialog ENOUGH OF THIS! MATEYS, GET THAT NECKLACE!

  310. Dialog GRANDMA: TIMMY!!

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  312. Dialog USE YOUR

  313. Dialog WEIRD BALLOON HAND!!!

  314. Dialog WEIRD BALLOON HAND!!!

  315. Dialog WOW! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. I CANT WAIT TO

    GO ON ADVENTURES WITH YOU, TIMMY. WE'RE GONNA BE BEST OF BUDS.
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  318. Dialog WOW! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY. I CANT WAIT TO

    GO ON ADVENTURES WITH YOU, TIMMY. WE'RE GONNA BE BEST OF BUDS.
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  320. Dialog whispers: sorry, handy...

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  324. Dialog BOOM

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  326. Dialog OH GOD NO IM BEING USED FOR TERROR

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  337. Dialog GRANDMA START THE LIFE BOAT!!!

  338. Dialog GRANDMA START THE LIFE BOAT!!!

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  343. Dialog TIMMY'S HAND: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  344. Dialog timmy's hand shrinks back to normal

  345. Dialog Sorry, Handy...

  346. Dialog Sorry, Handy...

  347. Dialog Grandma: well that was a lesson in NEVER USING

    THAT BOOK again. We gotta get the necklace back to the lightouse...

  348. Dialog Grandma: well that was a lesson in NEVER USING

    THAT BOOK again. We gotta get the necklace back to the lightouse...

  349. Dialog Grandma: well that was a lesson in NEVER USING

    THAT BOOK again. We gotta get the necklace back to the lightouse...

  350. Dialog PREPARE THE CANONS. WE'RE NOT LOSING THAT NECKLACE AGAIN.

  351. Dialog PREPARE THE CANONS. WE'RE NOT LOSING THAT NECKLACE AGAIN.

  352. Dialog PREPARE THE CANONS. WE'RE NOT LOSING THAT NECKLACE AGAIN.

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  359. Dialog Can I see that book for a sec?

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