introvert. She has that “fake it until you make” mentality when it comes to being social. She must have it down to a science though, because she can make anyone feel comfortable. Having an extreme love for cheese curds, New Girl, and beer can make her relatable to everyone. Emily is our longest running account manager at SCP and has just about taught everyone here. We’re going to wrap this up because it’s almost 9pm and she has a cuddling date with her dog, Roscoe, but just know, you’re in good hands. FRAN | Account Manager Fran is Italian on the inside and fake Gucci on the outside. At the young age of 8 years old, Fran won the World’s competition in Asian Tang Soo Do martial arts. Luckily, her enemies don’t know that her weakness is her celebrity crush; Matchbox Twenty’s frontman, Rob Thomas. We’re lucky she left her boring job working for the NFL in Los Angeles to work at our warehouse in Batavia Illinois. SAM | Account Manager Sam “Gots-a- Plan”, is our international and retail Account Manager. She knows the ins and outs of the world because she’s been planning on moving to an island one day and bringing all of the dogs in the world with her. She specifically works with Cavetown, Gryffin, Louis The Child, Game Grumps, Russian Circles and more. That’s not even her most impressive fact. She has a strange superpower that allows her to move her lip without touching it. That might sound like “talking,” but we assure you that you have never seen something as magical as this. BECCA | E-Commerce Manager On the surface, our Senior Web Account Manager seems to be just an average snack loving woman, but at SCP we don’t hire just average people. Why does the name Becca ring a bell? Well that’s because she is THE President of the Kanye West and Kardashian Family fan club. We know...pretty wild, eh? Some of the lucky artists that get to work with Madam President is Cavetown, JPEGMAFIA, Tommy Genesis, Role Model, and many more. COLLEEN | Account Manager Colleen, AKA “Most Interesting Woman In The World,” is a former assistant director for the WGN morning news, giving you the breaking stories faster than a cheetah. She is a talent agent for dog actors, even landing a Super Bowl commercial spot. She’s been to Japan...once. Colleen can make a high pitch firework noise that blasts away competitors from her throat. She is the most interesting woman in the world and she works for SCP. RYAN | A&R Honestly, Ryan is a strange one. Over dressed head to toe and with a curly bushy hairdo, Ryan is hard to miss at the office. Living a double life, like Hannah Montana, he spends his days scouring the internet to find the hottest artists, while at night fronts the alt pop band Marina City. Ryan has worked as a booking agent, music journalist, and a music licensor, but now brings his artist development skills to SCP’s top selling artists.