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PeersCon 2025

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March 12, 2025
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PeersCon 2025

Avatar for Linda van de Vooren

Linda van de Vooren

March 12, 2025
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  1. “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining

    your code will be a voilent psychopath who knows where you live.” - John Woods
  2. // I'm sorry. // Magic. Do not touch.. stop(); //Hammertime!.

    //I was told to update the repo, so I made this comment // total_hours_wasted_here = 42. //drunk, fix later. last=first; //Biblical reference. //Please work //Code sanitized to protect the foolish // This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load an entire website during every request and have things turn themselves off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were “fuckin’ gnarly, dude.” .
  3. Enterprise 🌍 Multi team 🤝 First steps 👣 Cherry pick

    🍒 Everything 🚀 Organization scope → Test scope → Lakitna.nl/tar
  4. Summary • Identify when you should no longer keep trudging

    on • Identify when you should ask for help • Use your strengths • For yourself • For others • Use your eweaknesses to help others by making a talk about them • Actually ask for help • Hire me if you want things to be thrown out of windows