The Ultimate DevOps Test

The Ultimate DevOps Test

Brought to you by the George Carlin of DevOps, created exclusively for devopsdays Belgium 2014.

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Marta Paciorkowska

October 28, 2014
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    Even bacterias have culture, so: I took some blogs you

    know and love, parsed them and fed a Markov chain text generator, generated sentences... (the only thing I did was add dots and commas) All to see if you're devops for real.
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    Rules: 1. I give you a sentence. 2. You try

    to guess if it's human or computer generated. 3. ??? 4. PROFIT
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    Answer #1: Real! ''Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing

    elit. Proin nibh augue, suscipit a, scelerisque sed, lacinia in, mi. Cras vel lorem.'' – devopsinstitute.org
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    Answer #3: Real! ''Devops Isn’t a Deliverable - When I

    get done with you, you don’t have a devops. It’s possible that the things we’re working on will bring you closer to a lifestyle and culture that is devops.'' – Bratty Readhead http://blog.brattyredhead.com/blog/2013/04/05/devops-consulting-why-i-don-slash-t/
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    Question #7 ''A DevOps culture can be the nucleus of

    a good software development lifecycle''
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    Answer #7: True! ''A DevOps culture can be the nucleus

    of a good software development lifecycle.'' Automation, tooling and cheap access to computing resources have greatly empowered individual engineers on the operations and software development sides of the tech industry.'' – Darryl K. Taft http://www.eweek.com/developer/slideshows/10-ways-to-hire-top-notch- devops-engineers.html
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    So... how devops are you? Thanks! Photo credits: Slide no2:

    http://www.nano-antimicrobial.com/ Slide no4: http://lenguajesculturales.files.wordpress.com/ Slide no6: http://archive.maryknollogc.org/ Slide no13: http://wikimedia.org Slides no1 &19: shho, http://www.freeimages.com/profile/shho Slide no15: Derek Gleeson, http://www.wikimedia.org Slide no17: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Research:Article_Creation_Workflow Slide no20: Lucid Nightmare, https://www.flickr.com/photos/lucid_nightmare/101912798