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The Ultimate DevOps Test

The Ultimate DevOps Test

Brought to you by the George Carlin of DevOps, created exclusively for devopsdays Belgium 2014.

Marta Paciorkowska

October 28, 2014
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  1. The Ultimate
    DevOps Test
    Marta Paciorkowska, @a_meba
    Three of Coins, @3ofcoinsnet

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  2. Even bacterias have culture, so:
    I took some blogs you know and love,
    parsed them and fed a Markov chain text generator,
    generated sentences... (the only thing I did was add dots and
    commas)
    All to see if you're devops
    for real.

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  3. Rules:
    1. I give you a sentence.
    2. You try to guess if it's human
    or computer generated.
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT

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  4. Question #1
    ''Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur
    adipisicing elit.''

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  5. Answer #1: Real!
    ''Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur
    adipisicing elit. Proin nibh augue,
    suscipit a, scelerisque sed, lacinia in, mi.
    Cras vel lorem.''
    – devopsinstitute.org

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  6. Question #2
    ''Ops have to help you vertically scale''

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  7. Answer #2: False
    ''Ops have to help you vertically scale''
    – Andrey Markov!

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  8. Question #3
    ''When I get done with you, you don’t
    have a devops.''

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  9. Answer #3: Real!
    ''Devops Isn’t a Deliverable - When I get
    done with you, you don’t have a devops.
    It’s possible that the things we’re working
    on will bring you closer to a lifestyle and
    culture that is devops.''
    – Bratty Readhead
    http://blog.brattyredhead.com/blog/2013/04/05/devops-consulting-why-i-don-slash-t/

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  10. Question #4
    ''A devops team is one and everything.''

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  11. Answer #4: False!
    ''A devops team is one and everything.''
    – Andrey Markov

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  13. Question #5
    ''Integration is a blade grinder.''

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  14. Answer #5: False!
    ''Integration is a blade grinder.''
    – Andrey Markov!

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  15. Question #6
    ''Automation tooling, as it involves
    orchestration, is about perspective.''

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  16. Answer #6: False!
    ''Automation tooling, as it involves
    orchestration, is about perspective.''
    – Andrey Markov!

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  17. Question #7
    ''A DevOps culture can be the nucleus of
    a good software development lifecycle''

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  18. Answer #7: True!
    ''A DevOps culture can be the nucleus of
    a good software development lifecycle.''
    Automation, tooling and cheap access to
    computing resources have greatly
    empowered individual engineers on the
    operations and software development
    sides of the tech industry.''
    – Darryl K. Taft
    http://www.eweek.com/developer/slideshows/10-ways-to-hire-top-notch-
    devops-engineers.html

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  19. So... how devops
    are you?
    Thanks!
    Photo credits:
    Slide no2: http://www.nano-antimicrobial.com/
    Slide no4: http://lenguajesculturales.files.wordpress.com/
    Slide no6: http://archive.maryknollogc.org/
    Slide no13: http://wikimedia.org
    Slides no1 &19: shho, http://www.freeimages.com/profile/shho
    Slide no15: Derek Gleeson, http://www.wikimedia.org
    Slide no17: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Research:Article_Creation_Workflow
    Slide no20: Lucid Nightmare, https://www.flickr.com/photos/lucid_nightmare/101912798

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  20. ♥♡♥♡♥
    ♥♡BTW,♡♥
    ♡Let's all thank♡
    ♡the organizers!♡
    ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡

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