are 500 polygon shapefiles. Make a single Excel spreadsheet that lists the area of each one.” 2. “Tell me the watershed area of the Animas River, the San Juan River, the Colorado River, Junction Creek, the Dolores River, the San Miguel River, and…actually, just tell me the watershed area of every stream longer than 5 miles in Colorado” 3. “Can you reproject these 5,000 shapefiles from UTM to Web Mercator, please?” I SAID PYTHON CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER, AND I (SERIOUSLY) WASN’T LYING