1UP! Level up your development career

The shit I wish I knew ten years ago. This was presented at RubyConfLT 2015 - Vilnius, Lithuania.

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1. 1UP LEVEL UP! @BENLOVELL - RUBYCONF.LT 2015
3. LAME! BABY MARIO
5. 1UP
6. THE THINGS I WISH I KNEW TEN YEARS AGO
7. @BENLOVELL
8. LONDON
9. LONDON
10. LONDON
12. PSA: DON'T STARE INTO THE ECLIPSE
16. URBAN LEGENDS
20. LANGUAGE ZEALOTRY
21. FANATICAL AND UNCOMPROMISING PURSUIT OF RELIGIOUS, POLITICAL, OR OTHER IDEALS
34. THERE ARE THREE HARD PROBLEMS IN COMPUTER SCIENCE
35. CACHE INVALIDATION
36. NAMING THINGS
37. DHH
39. SPOT A TREND?
40. IT'S NOT THE...
41. LANGUAGE
42. FRAMEWORK
43. EDITOR THAT'S EASY, USE VIM
44. OPERATING SYSTEM
45. THEY'RE ALL EQUALLY SHIT
46. THEY'RE ALL EQUALLY AWESOME
47. IT'S WHAT YOU DO THAT COUNTS
48. DISCOVER YOUR PASSION
49. FIND WHAT MOTIVATES YOU
50. BE T SHAPED
51. NOT MISTER T. SUCKAS
52. DEPTH AND BREADTH
53. SPECIALISM IS GOOD ⭐
54. GENERALISM IS GOOD ⭐
55. TRANSFERABLE SKILLS
56. FEEL STUPID
57. HERO !
58. ZERO !
59. HERO !
61. FEEL STUPID?
62. YOU'RE LEARNING
64. CHALLENGE YOURSELF
65. YOU WILL BE AMAZED
66. BUILDING SOFTWARE IS A PEOPLE PROBLEM
67. ! ❤ " ❤ ! ❤ " ❤ ! ❤ "
68. EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION !
69. MY ADVICE?
71. ASSUME GOOD INTENT
73. F*CKING LISTEN!!!
75. DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE
76. UNDERSTAND YOUR INFLUENCE
77. POSITIVITY
78. THE PULL REQUEST
79. HARMONIOUS
80. TRANQUIL?
81. SHARED KNOWLEDGE
82. CONFLICT
83. WAR
84. OPINION
86. TOO SMART?
87. THERE IS CONFIDENCE IN SIMPLICITY
88. 'this code is just way too simple'
89. ?
90. NOBODY
91. EVER
92. YOUR CODE HAS TWO AUDIENCES
94. THE COLD CALCULATED MACHINE
96. THE WARM AND WONDERFUL HUMAN
97. WHICH DO YOU OPTIMISE FOR?
98. UNDERSTAND CONSTRAINTS AND COMMUNICATE THEM TOO
99. MAKE IT WORK MAKE IT RIGHT MAKE IT FAST
100. PERFECT IS THE ENEMY OF DONE
101. ASKING FOR HELP !
102. CAREER MOBILITY
104. REMEMBER HOW FORTUNATE YOU ARE
105. SELF PUBLICISE
108. OPEN SOURCE SORRY, IT'S THE OBVIOUS ONE
109. NO CONTRIBUTION TOO SMALL
110. PAY IT FORWARD
113. TWEET
114. BLOG LIKE YOU'RE OUTTA 2001
115. CONFERENCES MEET UPS USER GROUPS
116. SPEAK
119. I HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY
122. MY HAIR WILL SET FIRE !
123. IT'S TOO HARD!
124. CHALLENGE YOURSELF! SURELY YOU DIDN'T FORGET?
125. BUT REMEMBER!
126. YOU ARE NOT YOUR FOLLOWER COUNT
127. YOU ARE NOT YOUR GITHUB STARS
128. YOU ARE NOT YOUR OSS CONTRIBUTIONS
129. YOU ARE NOT A UNICORN
130. NEITHER AM I!
131. THANKS! @BENLOVELL