ZOMG - your CPUs have chilly chills! Light a fire under your cores and keep warm at night by unleashing the awesomeness contained within Celluloid & JRuby!
We'll talk about the state of concurrency and parallelism in ruby (no GIL whining, I promise) and how the landscape is changing thanks to Moore's Law no longer standing stead. I'll muse upon the problems with processes and threads for concurrency and parallelism and how the actor model largely solves those issues. You won't even have to sport a huge unix beard to play along. Unless you want to. In which case - BEARD ON! Finally I will show via the medium of code how Celluloid & JRuby are a mature and simple to reason about combination of sheer awesomeness!
I'll give a brief overview of Celluloid and some pointers on how best to apply it. This stuff isn't witchcraft, do not be afraid!