100,000 users. Estimations - at most 20,000 are going to login at the same time, horrible mistakes • Environments setup dedicated DevOps guys = dedicated cursing machines • Deployment ssh, scp everything • Scaling, Balancing the hell
a “bug” to all production servers • One service eating up the server memory, other dying and not logging • Most of the time just waiting for a request • Recovery time (2-7h) • Configuring a new server took 2h • Pressure / Yelling • Angry phone calls / messages at 4 am - “Are you awake? The production crashed.”
various types of clothes • Has a maximum amount • Can mix different types of clothes • You can buy various types from a big one to handle more, to small ones
all your laundry • One cloth color can spoil the other - your special princess dress • Waiting, until it receives clothes • Can get stuck or broken (then you have to call the plumber) Recovery time: > 1 day • Buying a new washing machine and setting it up >2h • You can buy a big one to handle more, but then its dumb to turn it on just for one shirt f.e. - so you usually wait • Your partner yelling at you for breaking it (definitely not from a personal experience)
“bug” to all production servers • One service eating up the server memory, other dying and not logging • Most of the time just waiting for a request • Recovery time (2-7h) • Configuring a new server took > 1h • Hexa-core for an Angular app? Seriously? • Pressure / Yelling • Angry phone calls / messages at 4 am (“Are you awake? The production crashed.) • Takes from 15 minutes to 2h to wash all your laundry • One cloth color can spoil the other - your special princess dress • Waiting, until it receives clothes • Can get stuck or broken (then you have to call the plumber) Recovery time: > 1 day • Buying a new washing machine and setting it up > 1h • You can buy a big one to handle more, but then its dumb to turn it on just for one shirt f.e. - so you usually wait • Your partner yelling at you for breaking it (definitely not from a personal experience) Server issues Washing machine issues Can’t be the same…