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Pöny - The Mobility Revolution

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March 31, 2022

Pöny - The Mobility Revolution

Pitch Deck for the amazing first mover in the "Pony Mobility" space. Soon to be a billion dollar company, aka a #Ponycorn!

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Kravis

March 31, 2022
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  1. Executive Summary for short attention spans: Why? Scooters suck, Ponies

    rock! What? Pöny – the first free-floating Ponysharing solution. Ride a Pony anywhere, anytime. Why now? After these last few years, people really need more Ponies in their lives. Also: sustainable micro mobility, yeah! Company Motto: Move at a moderate pace and nibble things. Product: Charging Network: All figured out!
  2. - Guy in a Vest But: You Investors love them!

    $400M from an investor that is ALWAYS right! $1.5B raised Mega IPO with that weird logo (they don’t even rent out birds!)
  3. • WAP Wet Ass Pony …and music! *Wikipedia: WAP (song)

    (an acronym of “Wet-Ass Pony”), a 2020 song by Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion *
  4. Hot blonde Pony solo on a green meadow Gorgeous Shetland

    Pony having fun in the mountains Hot Pony Videos in Iceland Hairy Iceland Pony looking for companionship Pony getting the Iceland summer sun straight in the face Just a pretty Pony eating some hay in Mongolia Closeup of amateur Pony first time on camera Ponyhub PONY VIDEOS PONYSTARS PONY Ponyhub Ads By Pony Junky Also…the no. 1 global website!
  5. And let’s be honest, the world would just be a

    better place if people had more Pony time:
  6. “Whenever I felt very angry, I used to start wars.

    Now, I take my shirt of and hop on a Pony. It helps me relax so much. I’m a better person on a Pony!” - Vlad P., Pony Lover Hopefully, soon:
  7. (Funny story, the umlaut was an idea our Über driver

    had the other day – great guy, might offer him an internship!)
  8. “I love riding on Pöny™. It’s the most comfortable way

    to get around town!” - Shaquille O., Pony Lover Testimonial Our beta testers are super excited:
  9. * She has PhDs from Harvard in Microbiology, Macrobiology, Bacteriology,

    and Business Ethics And we already found a great consultant* to help us achieve this!
  10. (Sorry for the positioning of the text on the last

    slide, but there will only be Pony toe in this presentation, no other ungulate toe!)
  11. “But can I really be sure this will work…I don’t

    want any risk?” - Every Guy in a Vest right now
  12. 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026 2027 2028

    2029 2030 2031 2032 *conservatively estimated Our (conservative!) revenue estimates* give you the perfect hockey stick every investor is looking for:
  13. Team CEO CMO Chief Equine Officer Chief Muffin Officer CFO

    Creative Financing Officer We have a kick-ass…
  14. But right now, we want YOUR money. Don’t waste your

    time with DeFi*, if the future is clearly DePo**! * Decentralized Finance ** Decentralized Ponies