Pöny - The Mobility Revolution

Pitch Deck for the amazing first mover in the "Pony Mobility" space. Soon to be a billion dollar company, aka a #Ponycorn!

Transcript

1. – HYPER CONFIDENTIAL – Page 1 of 4289 The Mobility Revolution
2. Executive Summary for short attention spans: Why? Scooters suck, Ponies rock! What? Pöny – the first free-floating Ponysharing solution. Ride a Pony anywhere, anytime. Why now? After these last few years, people really need more Ponies in their lives. Also: sustainable micro mobility, yeah! Company Motto: Move at a moderate pace and nibble things. Product: Charging Network: All figured out!
3. The Problem E-scooters suck!
4. Uncomfortable Dangerous Hideous E-scooters are…
5. - Guy in a Vest But: You Investors love them! $400M from an investor that is ALWAYS right! $1.5B raised Mega IPO with that weird logo (they don’t even rent out birds!)
6. And: more players coming Launching soon, crazy hipster CEO, apparently MASSIVE war chest
7. We see a CLEARLY superior solution:
8. PONIES
9. Super smooth Super safe Super cute Ponies are…
10. Also, Ponies are an absolute MEGA-TREND:
11. People want them!
12. • Pony King They’re all over Netflix…
13. • WAP Wet Ass Pony …and music! *Wikipedia: WAP (song) (an acronym of “Wet-Ass Pony”), a 2020 song by Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion *
14. Hot blonde Pony solo on a green meadow Gorgeous Shetland Pony having fun in the mountains Hot Pony Videos in Iceland Hairy Iceland Pony looking for companionship Pony getting the Iceland summer sun straight in the face Just a pretty Pony eating some hay in Mongolia Closeup of amateur Pony first time on camera Ponyhub PONY VIDEOS PONYSTARS PONY Ponyhub Ads By Pony Junky Also…the no. 1 global website!
15. And let’s be honest, the world would just be a better place if people had more Pony time:
16. “Whenever I felt very angry, I used to start wars. Now, I take my shirt of and hop on a Pony. It helps me relax so much. I’m a better person on a Pony!” - Vlad P., Pony Lover Hopefully, soon:
17. That’s where we come in, with our GENIUS SOLUTION:
18. Rental Ponies for everyone, everywhere
19. Our amazing brand and unique logo
20. (Funny story, the umlaut was an idea our Über driver had the other day – great guy, might offer him an internship!)
21. Our amazing and unique app design
22. This will work in big cities…
23. …the suburbs…
24. …and even abroad!
25. Products for all Use Cases
26. Okay, we know what you’re thinking:
27. “Sounds amazing, but can you execute the deep tech?” - Every Guy in a Vest right now
28. Yes. Our beta already offers different modes: (Including everybody’s favorite…)
29. …DARK MODE!
30. We’ve performed well in early benchmarking tests!
31. “I love riding on Pöny™. It’s the most comfortable way to get around town!” - Shaquille O., Pony Lover Testimonial Our beta testers are super excited:
32. We have even figured out the charging infrastructure:
33. Supercarrot Network™
34. Our product is amazing, but our COMPANY CULTURE will ensure our success:
35. Strong Company Values We don’t mistreat our employees!
36. Main KPI: NPS (Net Pony Satisfaction)
37. Pony Spa
38. Mental Health Support
39. 50 Shades of Hay Standing Desks
40. Freedom to work on other projects (“20% time”)
41. My co-founder even brings them muffins – he’s the motherly type.
42. (Funny story, I found him through this tweet!)
43. Our company motto is…
44. …lived every day by our employees!
45. Our business model is very simple:
46. to unlock per mile
47. But we have additional revenue streams:
48. Branding Partnerships Standard
49. Branding Partnerships Localized
50. We also sell Pony Manure as fertilizer*, giving us a strong…
51. Weed Tech angle! *Does not make weed taste like Pony poop
52. And we have strong aftermarket potential!
53. So how do we market our amazing product?
54. “WILL THIS GO VIRAL?” - Every Guy in a Vest right now
55. Hell no! Nobody wants to be LIKE A VIRUS anymore. So, we’ll be…
56. VIRAL
57. * She has PhDs from Harvard in Microbiology, Macrobiology, Bacteriology, and Business Ethics And we already found a great consultant* to help us achieve this!
58. We also have great print ads planned:
60. And our influencer marketing will be FIRE:
62. ALL influencers want to be part of it!
63. (Sorry for the positioning of the text on the last slide, but there will only be Pony toe in this presentation, no other ungulate toe!)
64. We also have some pop culture collaborations lined up:
65. Top secret project with Top secret project with Smart brands see the value in Ponies
66. “But can I really be sure this will work…I don’t want any risk?” - Every Guy in a Vest right now
67. Well, do these guys’ predictions mean anything to you?
68. Episode “Ponies Rule”, February 15, 1954
69. Okay, then let’s talk about why we’re here: FUNDRAISING!
70. Shitty Has Ponies Has No Ponies Awesome We have a clear USP:
71. 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026 2027 2028 2029 2030 2031 2032 *conservatively estimated Our (conservative!) revenue estimates* give you the perfect hockey stick every investor is looking for:
72. Team CEO CMO Chief Equine Officer Chief Muffin Officer CFO Creative Financing Officer We have a kick-ass…
73. We previously built the amazing: (You’ve probably seen your contrarian investor friends wear them!)
74. Blacky (Stable Genius) Advisory Board Lucky (Stable Genius) Donald Trump And an amazing…
75. The World’s 1st #Ponycorn We’re raising $50M to build…
76. This guy is already camping in front of our office…
77. And this guy is also interested: (I mean, talk about FIT!)
78. Ventures For future growth rounds, these guys are a great option:
79. But right now, we want YOUR money. Don’t waste your time with DeFi*, if the future is clearly DePo**! * Decentralized Finance ** Decentralized Ponies
80. But if you don’t want to invest, we have creative ideas how to stay afloat:
82. to I P Come ride with us Country!
83. to I P Come ride with us Country! (Sorry, that was the 2020 slide!)
84. to I P Come ride with us Country! (Sorry, that was the 2021 slide!)