do we need to deploy? Great, yeah, let me spin up a machine really quick. Running puppet… hold on, I’m getting a puppet exec timeout, let me get into the code really quickly and fix something. Okay, things are looking good. Wait, what version of $library do you need? Okay, one sec, let me append $package to the list of packages. Uh, hold on, the other machines have a dependency resolution error. Give me some time, there’s a duplicate resource declaration. No, I have to do that one, the IAM setup doesn’t permit access to route 53, which subdomain do you need? That’s on the old AWS account, give me one sec to add it to the wiki, we still need some automation around provisioning route 53 entries. It looks like there are some errors getting at it from in front of the ELB, are you sure the app is running? Yeah, let me double check to see whether there are any errors in the logs. Okay, it looks like there are some permissions problems, we’ll need to change ownership of $dir for the app, let me take a look at puppet. Okay, the daemon starts up, I get a 200 OK, does the app look good from your side? Which part? Let me check the environment variables. Okay, yeah, it looks like puppet interpolated an empty string, the app is missing the token, let me add some validation and re-run puppet. Does that look okay now? Okay, great.” Can only take you so far before you reach Peak Sysadmin™