Light up your cores! Learn how to achieve levels of scale hitherto unknown to mere mortals. This talk will cover concurrency and parallelisation for the discerning rubyist. We'll cover why MRI is keeping your CPUs way cooler than they find comfortable and how you can unlock unfound levels of roflscale by spending a little time with celluloid and JRuby.
This talk was given at EuRuKo 2013 in Athens, Greece.