Building a technical SEO strategy for a large website can be tricky. Building a technical SEO strategy for several large websites can be REALLY tricky. Between overlapping and contradictory technologies, internationalisation and staying in the good books of several development teams, forging a path to SEO health can be a huge struggle. In this talk Chris will not only break this gargantuan task into manageable chunks, he will also explain what he is well aware is a very strange name for a talk.