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 Spaying

A retelling of the time I failed to tattle on my brother, 2019
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Transcript

  1. S p a y i n g B a s

    e d o n a t r u e e v e n t

  2. S F X : ( Me c h a n

    i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )

  3. S F X : ( Me c h a n

    i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )

  4. S F X : ( Me c h a n

    i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )

  5. S F X : ( Me c h a n

    i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )

  6. Ma d d y : “ D a d d

    y ? ”

  7. Ma d d y : “ D a d d

    y ? ”
  8. None

  9. D a d ; “ H e y k i

    d d o , i s y o u r mo v i e o v e r ? ”

  10. D a d ; “ H e y k i

    d d o , i s y o u r mo v i e o v e r ? ”
  11. None
  12. None

  13. Ma d d y : “ K e y g

    h a n ’ s s p a y i n g . ”
  14. None

  15. D a d : “ Wh a t ? ”

  16. Ma d d y : “ K e y g

    h a n ’ s s p a y i n g t h e h o u s e . ”
  17. None

  18. D a d : “ S p a y i

    n g ? ? ”
  19. None

  20. D a d : “ S p a y i

    n g i s n t a w o r d , h o n - ”

  21. D a d : “ I s h e s

    a y i n g s o me t h i n g ? ”

  22. D a d : “ I s h e s

    a y i n g s o me t h i n g ? ”
  23. None

  24. Ma d d y : “ N o . .

    ”

  25. Ma d d y : “ N o . .

    ”

  26. Ma d d y : “ S p a y

    - ”

  27. Ma d d y : “ - i n g

    ”
  28. None

  29. D a d : “ O h b o y

    . . . ”

  30. D a d : “ O h b o y

    . . . ”
  31. None

  32. D a d : “ K i d d o

    , I d o n ’ t k n o w w h a t s p a y i n g i s , ”

  33. D a d : “ A n d I c

    a n ’ t c o me l o o k r i g h t n o w , ”

  34. D a d : “ I r e a l

    l y n e e d t o g e t t h i s f i x e d s o I c a n g o t o w o r k t o mo r r o w , ”

  35. D a d : “ H o w a b

    o u t I c o me a n d l o o k i n a f e w h o u r s ? ”

  36. D a d : “ H o w d o

    e s t h a t s o u n d ? ”

  37. D a d : “ H m? ”

  38. None

  39. Ma d d y : “ N O ! N

    o n o n o n o ! ”
  40. None
  41. None
  42. None

  43. Ma d d y : “ N O ! N

    o n o n o n o ! ”

  44. Ma d d y : “ N O ! N

    o n o n o n o ! ”

  45. Ma d d y : “ N O ! N

    o n o n o n o ! ”

  46. Ma d d y : “ N O ! N

    o n o n o n o ! ”

  47. Ma d d y : “ C o me n

    o w , y o u g o t t a c o me n o w ! ”

  48. Ma d d y : “ C o me n

    o w , y o u g o t t a c o me n o w ! ”
  49. None

  50. D a d : “ Ma d d y !

    S t o p ! ”
  51. None
  52. None
  53. None
  54. None

  55. D a d : “ I k n o w

    y o u t h i n k t h i s i s r e a l l y i mp o r t a n t , ”

  56. D a d : “ A n d K e

    y g h a n ’ s d o i n g s o mt h i n g i n t h e h o u s e , ”

  57. D a d : “ B u t I r

    e a l l y n e e d t o g e t t h i s d o n e , T o d a y . ”

  58. D a d : “ A n d w h

    e n I ’ m d o n e I ’ l l c o me i n , o k a y ? ”

  59. Ma d d y : ( S i g h

    )

  60. Ma d d y : “ O k a y

    , D a d d y ”
  61. None

  62. D a d : “ A t t a g

    i r l . ”
  63. None
  64. None
  65. None

  66. Ma d d y : “ Mo mmy i s

    n ’ t g o n n a l i k e i t w h e n s h e s e e s i t , t h o u g h ”
  67. None

  68. D a d : “ I ’ m s u

    r e . ”
  69. None
  70. None
  71. None
  72. None
  73. None
  74. None
  75. None

  76. S F X : ( Me c h a n

    i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )

  77. D a d : “ S p a y i

    n g . . . S h ma y i n g . . . S a y i n g . . . S p r - ”

  78. D a d : “ S p a y i

    n g . . . S h ma y i n g . . . S a y i n g . . . S p r - ”
  79. None

  80. D a d : “ C h e e s

    e a n d c r a c k e r s . . . ”
  81. None

  82. D a d : “ K i d s ?

    ”

  83. D a d : “ Wh e r e a

    r e y o u ? ”

  84. Ma d d y : ( O f f s

    c r e e n ) “ I n t h e l i v i n g r o o m! ”
  85. None
  86. None
  87. None
  88. None
  89. None
  90. None
  91. None
  92. None
  93. None
  94. None
  95. None
  96. None

  97. Ma d d y : “ S p a y

    i n g . ”
  98. None