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Madison Otten
December 16, 2019
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A retelling of the time I failed to tattle on my brother, 2019
Madison Otten
December 16, 2019
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S p a y i n g B a s
e d o n a t r u e e v e n t
S F X : ( Me c h a n
i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )
S F X : ( Me c h a n
i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )
S F X : ( Me c h a n
i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )
S F X : ( Me c h a n
i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )
Ma d d y : “ D a d d
y ? ”
Ma d d y : “ D a d d
y ? ”
None
D a d ; “ H e y k i
d d o , i s y o u r mo v i e o v e r ? ”
D a d ; “ H e y k i
d d o , i s y o u r mo v i e o v e r ? ”
None
None
Ma d d y : “ K e y g
h a n ’ s s p a y i n g . ”
None
D a d : “ Wh a t ? ”
Ma d d y : “ K e y g
h a n ’ s s p a y i n g t h e h o u s e . ”
None
D a d : “ S p a y i
n g ? ? ”
None
D a d : “ S p a y i
n g i s n t a w o r d , h o n - ”
D a d : “ I s h e s
a y i n g s o me t h i n g ? ”
D a d : “ I s h e s
a y i n g s o me t h i n g ? ”
None
Ma d d y : “ N o . .
”
Ma d d y : “ N o . .
”
Ma d d y : “ S p a y
- ”
Ma d d y : “ - i n g
”
None
D a d : “ O h b o y
. . . ”
D a d : “ O h b o y
. . . ”
None
D a d : “ K i d d o
, I d o n ’ t k n o w w h a t s p a y i n g i s , ”
D a d : “ A n d I c
a n ’ t c o me l o o k r i g h t n o w , ”
D a d : “ I r e a l
l y n e e d t o g e t t h i s f i x e d s o I c a n g o t o w o r k t o mo r r o w , ”
D a d : “ H o w a b
o u t I c o me a n d l o o k i n a f e w h o u r s ? ”
D a d : “ H o w d o
e s t h a t s o u n d ? ”
D a d : “ H m? ”
None
Ma d d y : “ N O ! N
o n o n o n o ! ”
None
None
None
Ma d d y : “ N O ! N
o n o n o n o ! ”
Ma d d y : “ N O ! N
o n o n o n o ! ”
Ma d d y : “ N O ! N
o n o n o n o ! ”
Ma d d y : “ N O ! N
o n o n o n o ! ”
Ma d d y : “ C o me n
o w , y o u g o t t a c o me n o w ! ”
Ma d d y : “ C o me n
o w , y o u g o t t a c o me n o w ! ”
None
D a d : “ Ma d d y !
S t o p ! ”
None
None
None
None
D a d : “ I k n o w
y o u t h i n k t h i s i s r e a l l y i mp o r t a n t , ”
D a d : “ A n d K e
y g h a n ’ s d o i n g s o mt h i n g i n t h e h o u s e , ”
D a d : “ B u t I r
e a l l y n e e d t o g e t t h i s d o n e , T o d a y . ”
D a d : “ A n d w h
e n I ’ m d o n e I ’ l l c o me i n , o k a y ? ”
Ma d d y : ( S i g h
)
Ma d d y : “ O k a y
, D a d d y ”
None
D a d : “ A t t a g
i r l . ”
None
None
None
Ma d d y : “ Mo mmy i s
n ’ t g o n n a l i k e i t w h e n s h e s e e s i t , t h o u g h ”
None
D a d : “ I ’ m s u
r e . ”
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
S F X : ( Me c h a n
i c a l n o i s e s , me t a l c l a n k i n g )
D a d : “ S p a y i
n g . . . S h ma y i n g . . . S a y i n g . . . S p r - ”
D a d : “ S p a y i
n g . . . S h ma y i n g . . . S a y i n g . . . S p r - ”
None
D a d : “ C h e e s
e a n d c r a c k e r s . . . ”
None
D a d : “ K i d s ?
”
D a d : “ Wh e r e a
r e y o u ? ”
Ma d d y : ( O f f s
c r e e n ) “ I n t h e l i v i n g r o o m! ”
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
Ma d d y : “ S p a y
i n g . ”
None
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