Board 2

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13. Dialog ROBERT Heya, Phenoma-Man? How ya doin? bud?
14. Dialog ROBERT Heya, Phenoma-Man? How ya doin? bud?
15. Dialog ROBERT Heya, Phenoma-Man? How ya doin? bud?
16. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN I have been better, Robert Robertson. The Blonde Blazer and I have ended our relationship.
17. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN I have been better, Robert Robertson. The Blonde Blazer and I have ended our relationship.
18. Dialog ROBERT Yeah, I heard about that. I?m sorry for your... loss.
19. Dialog ROBERT Yeah, I heard about that. I?m sorry for your... loss.
20. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
21. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
22. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
23. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
24. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
25. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
26. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
27. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
28. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
29. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It was very abrupt. One moment we were savoring uni straight from the urchin, the next moment... I?m contemplating flying into the sun, absorbing all it?s energy and casting this planet into infinite darkness so that I never have to see her or anyone else ever again...
30. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Maybe then I would be free of the torment in my soul. Maybe then, I could quiet my mind to these destructive thoughts.
31. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Maybe then I would be free of the torment in my soul. Maybe then, I could quiet my mind to these destructive thoughts.
32. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Maybe then I would be free of the torment in my soul. Maybe then, I could quiet my mind to these destructive thoughts.
33. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Maybe then I would be free of the torment in my soul. Maybe then, I could quiet my mind to these destructive thoughts.
35. Dialog ROBERT I?ve been there. Last time I went through a breakup I drank whiskey ?til I blacked out.
36. Dialog ROBERT I?ve been there. Last time I went through a breakup I drank whiskey ?til I blacked out.
37. Dialog ROBERT I?ve been there. Last time I went through a breakup I drank whiskey ?til I blacked out.
38. Dialog ROBERT (OS) When I came to, I was in a dark void surrounded by the smell of rot and I was convinced I?d died and turned into a zombie.
39. Dialog ROBERT (OS) When I came to, I was in a dark void surrounded by the smell of rot and I was convinced I?d died and turned into a zombie.
40. Dialog ROBERT (OS) When I came to, I was in a dark void surrounded by the smell of rot and I was convinced I?d died and turned into a zombie.
41. Dialog ROBERT (OS) When I came to, I was in a dark void surrounded by the smell of rot and I was convinced I?d died and turned into a zombie.
42. Dialog ROBERT (OS) When I came to, I was in a dark void surrounded by the smell of rot and I was convinced I?d died and turned into a zombie.
43. Dialog ROBERT (OS) When I came to, I was in a dark void surrounded by the smell of rot and I was convinced I?d died and turned into a zombie.
44. Dialog ROBERT (OS) When I came to, I was in a dark void surrounded by the smell of rot and I was convinced I?d died and turned into a zombie.
45. Dialog ROBERT (OS) When I came to, I was in a dark void surrounded by the smell of rot and I was convinced I?d died and turned into a zombie.
46. Dialog ROBERT Turns out I passed out at a urinal and somebody threw me in a dumpster.
47. Dialog ROBERT Turns out I passed out at a urinal and somebody threw me in a dumpster.
49. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Thank you for sharing that. You are sad enough to understand.
50. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Thank you for sharing that. You are sad enough to understand.
51. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Thank you for sharing that. You are sad enough to understand.
52. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Thank you for sharing that. You are sad enough to understand.
53. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Thank you for sharing that. You are sad enough to understand.
63. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Do you think there is someone else? Perhaps another lover could be the cause of all this?
64. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Maybe she met a person. An actual person. I am not a person. I just resemble one anatomically.
65. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Maybe she met a person. An actual person. I am not a person. I just resemble one anatomically.
66. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Maybe she met a person. An actual person. I am not a person. I just resemble one anatomically.
67. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Maybe she met a person. An actual person. I am not a person. I just resemble one anatomically.
68. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN Maybe she met a person. An actual person. I am not a person. I just resemble one anatomically.
72. Dialog ROBERT Look, Phenoma-Man... I?m only telling you this because I don?t want you hearing it from someone else... I kissed Blazer...
73. Dialog ROBERT Look, Phenoma-Man... I?m only telling you this because I don?t want you hearing it from someone else... I kissed Blazer...
79. Dialog ROBERT Before you incinerate me, it?s worth noting I had no idea she was in a relationship.
80. Dialog ROBERT Before you incinerate me, it?s worth noting I had no idea she was in a relationship.
81. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN This happened while we were together? It just gets worse.
82. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN This happened while we were together? It just gets worse.
83. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN This happened while we were together? It just gets worse.
84. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN This happened while we were together? It just gets worse.
85. Dialog ROBERT No, hold on. She didn?t kiss me. She didn?t do anything wrong. I kissed her.
86. Dialog ROBERT No, hold on. She didn?t kiss me. She didn?t do anything wrong. I kissed her.
87. Dialog ROBERT No, hold on. She didn?t kiss me. She didn?t do anything wrong. I kissed her.
88. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN So, you are to blame for my sadness?
90. Dialog ROBERT Maybe, but I doubt it. I?d guess this is something she was thinking about for a while.
91. Dialog ROBERT Maybe, but I doubt it. I?d guess this is something she was thinking about for a while.
92. Dialog ROBERT Maybe, but I doubt it. I?d guess this is something she was thinking about for a while.
94. Dialog ROBERT I?m not that good a kisser.
95. Dialog ROBERT I?m not that good a kisser.
117. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN I now believe that you had nothing to do with our breakup.
118. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN I now believe that you had nothing to do with our breakup.
119. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN I now believe that you had nothing to do with our breakup.
120. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN I now believe that you had nothing to do with our breakup.
124. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It seems the velocity with which I sat up has shot shards of glass into your chest.
125. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It seems the velocity with which I sat up has shot shards of glass into your chest.
126. Dialog PHENOMA-MAN It seems the velocity with which I sat up has shot shards of glass into your chest.
130. Dialog ROBERT Oh, shit.
131. Dialog ROBERT Oh, shit.